more Icke/Kick-Ass links.
A. Dave Lizewski kicks a soccer ball at the start of the film, badly, before he's become Kick-Ass. The ball belongs to four girls dressed in BLUE soccer outfits. With Dave being the goalie, that makes five. Traditional small version of the game played in Britain. Five-a-side. Four players and a goalie. There is no goalie with the soccer girls. Hence David is the goalie.
B. When kick-Ass first suits up he punches several times at a mirror with dinosaur stickers on it, shouting "BRING IT ON!" it also has cobweb stickers, suggesting...the supernatural?...the spider at the centre of the web? (or a clever attack on the then upcoming AMAZING SPIDERMAN film?)
C. the thief who stabs Kick-Ass has a big pentagram tattoo on his neck clearly visible as the knife goes in. Blood spurts out.
D. Gun toting faker Big Daddy could easily morph into Alex Jones. he's alway boasting how well his kids shoot.
The name Big Daddy is taken from a wrestler. Think of any stupid fucking looking wrestlers anyone? (Jessie Ventura, for the thickos hiding amongst you true questers!) Tied to Jones. Jones looks like a wrestler. He boasts of being a farely good one at school and is forever talking about THEY LIVE. Another wrestler. Jones thinks that film was intended for him. I've listened to him almost say it on air. Big Daddy does not trust Kick-Ass at first, but later learns to. "Turd in a punchball" ring a bell? Big Daddy is tortured in a chair. When Alex Jones ISN'T going on about diamond gusset jeans and They Live, he's talking about how the illuminati will one day torture him in a chair.
E. The villains are the mob. Illuminati minions.
F. The internet is a vital tool in spreading the fame.
G.Kick-Ass attempts to save a cat(the environment:the Green Party)and gives up(ditto). And then just happens to fall at the right time to trip up his next stage in the quest. A coincidence? Synchronicity? and Kick-Ass CAUSES the man to trip, and thus gets him a kicking. Just as WE create our own reality, which coincidence delivers to us.
H. Kick-Ass' first successful act as a hero involves a speech on many cameras and includes a line by Kicke-Ass about people just watching the assault going on and doing nothing. Sheeple.
I. The man saved by Kicke-Ass is very Persian looking,Icke's favourite people to protect. but has a Puerto Reican name,:Juarez (suggestive of South America where Icke loves to roam). He's even called Oscar. What do we think of? GOLD. He's wearing a big gold necklace. A big freaking African gold necklace around the neck of a pygmy with real bad eyes anyone? (that's Credo Mutwa, for the bummy spazmos who just crawled in late to look at shiny things)The guys attacking Oscar Juarez are Canadian stuntmen. Icke's least favourite place to roam.
J. The film includes a scene with Craig Ferguson, a Brit (Scot) chatshow knobhead, who seems to like and hate Kick-Ass. Just a bit like Brit Wogan (Irish) chatshow mingeface who hated THEN liked Icke. Well, he apologised. They all have lumps of brown corduroy for brains, powered by fabric static!
K. Red Mist(Chris/Christ) aligns himself with Kick-Arse but betrays him. Turns out to be a ploy by the mob(illuminati). As Icke has been tarnished by the son of god thing. YEAH YEAH YEAH. The actor that plays him is a bit JEWISH.(oh? seriously/ cos I thought he was like Chinese, or something) Shuddup! Yawn. Get out of stage ZERO, and come to the penthouse suite. The criminal Chris' father grasses up, so Red Mist can earn a reputation as a good guy, is called ROMita. Rome? RED mist is a good name for Christ, as we were given a red haired Jesus by the illuminati. Smoking the weed too? telling us something we should know about old Sandal boy? Kick-Ass brings Chris(t) to Big Daddy(Jones) and we see his undoing. As Jones' groin based obsession with Christy will be HIS undoing. Let go of that fucking Atos approved asbestos comfort blanky, Lard Cock. Red Mist bears a largeish letter M on his costume. M for Messiah? (oh, and Jesus didn't drive a red sports car. That will save some of you a Google. but it could be a wild metaphor for OIL, a messiah's Head and Shoulders).He figures largely as a son in the film, SENT IN. A fake hero. Oh, and his dad owns a LUMBER YARD. That's his mob cover. CARPENTRY ANYONE?("hey, aren't you the messiah?" "Me? no, centurion. Wanna buy a spice rack"?) His father's colour motif is ORANGE. Chris takes on that colour at the end of the film. Father and son united. His wig is black and red, Covering both versions of Christy pops. He survives the massacre, left for dead, and comes out of his apartment -now hollowed out LIKE A CAVE? And will rise again, transformed, in the sequel.
L. Dave lives at number 32. Not quite the messiah. Like Icke.
M. Kick-Ass' yellow costume trim forms a weird letter i, with the serifs stretched out into the limbs. That stupid bit over the nose is the dot. i for icke.
N. Kick-Ass is quite immune to pain and damage. Icke is always banging on about being immune to harm from the illuminati wank-flapper people, or something.
