StarsChildren wrote:
Some sleep would be nice, and you can forget about the stuff. You'll be locked in the shed while I'm there.

What? The bed works well for jumping on... we do have a trampoline but I doubt you will try to sleep there. Think of it like this, I'll you for trying to sleep and then start jumping around the room like a 2 year old... it's gonna be so much fun!

StarsChildren wrote:
Oh... such joy.

it doesn't mention this on the Arizona Tourist Board web-site.

That's because they had to remove that feature... and fire me... apparently my special features for the tourists coming to AZ were resulting in too many deaths (heart attacks, suicides, falling off the side of the cliffs... you know... the usual reactions)

It's good to see you getting back to your normal self....

I didn't know there was a "normal" me, but alrighty then I'd say this is the drug-induced-comatose-naughty-minded-and-unable-to-control-it me, but yeah sure
<--- just because I wanted to use that one
and I do believe I have broken some cardinal rule somewhere and had a hand in jacking my own thread

Back on the topic of tents...which I just realized I either misspelled when making this thread or some comedian with mod privileges is screwing with me... no, never mind, not even going on the topic of tents as the imagery I got don't match the topic of the thread... *hands self coat and goes back to timeout*

StarsChildren wrote:
Yes, you're getting better by the day...

I had a reply for that whole "patting" thing... but I'll keep it to myself for fear of some smartass using that famous line of "get a room" and having to tell them I have a room already and it ending up worse than it already is... I'm just gonna stop talking, this talking to myself is going nowhere fast, at least not anywhere good...
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StarsChildren wrote:
Don't worry, the folks on here know, that me "getting a room" with you, would probably kill me...

So, relax.

jhado wrote:
OMG I had a hard time catching my breathe there... I actually meant a room by myself, but I gotta say that whole "would probably kill me" is the best compliment I've ever gotten
And if it makes any difference or makes you feel better/safer, I probably wouldn't know where to start or what to do if the inevitable "got a room" ever happened, so you'd be safe, I'd probably end up passed out on the floor drooling

StarsChildren wrote:
Same here , I haven't so much as kissed another woman in 23yrs, doesn't stop me drooling though....

So I wouldn't have a scoobie-doo.

jhado wrote:
Somebody kick me...
we can fix that
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I got friends...well not really... ones in Florida and probably would kill you because she's just that...good at being friendly. The other female is in Idaho (I-Da-Hoe). And the only other female I know is with someone. Which just leaves getting a room after drinking on Whiskey Row and passing out in pools of our own drool.

So I'm spending all this dosh, to come to Arizona, just to drool? I can drool at home, I often do just lately.

get a room

jhado wrote:
Well I never! *puffs up chest like bird*
How much have you had to drink and are you good at following directions?

dubmeup wrote:
WE can't afford a room, so we're doing it public, ok?

dubmeup wrote:
buzz off Dub's I'm done playing with by myself... we're having adult conversation here and I fear you be a tad too young for where this is going, you'll have to wait in the hall for a moment now

StarsChildren wrote:
Not enough, and I've never needed a sat-nav, but I'm open to new technology.

jhado wrote:
Not enough? As in good chance you'll remember it in the morning or good chance it can be done, you wont remember it, and you'll delete it upon instruction to?

StarsChildren wrote:
As in I'll remember it in the morning, ok? And, it can be done you know.