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Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:09 #1

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/bacon-sausage-shortage_n_1909609.html

This is blatantly the first step to preparing us for the full implementation of Sharia Law! :mad:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:17 #2

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Bacon here is crap, I've had good bacon once in two years(visit to Manc). Any visitors are instructed to bring pork scratchings to compensate.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:29 #3

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feather wrote:
This is blatantly the first step to preparing us for the full implementation of Sharia Law! :mad:
An EDL member somewhere.

I was hearing rodin instead. He will be doing his Nazi little head in! :killinme:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:32 #4

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Bacon here is crap, I've had good bacon once in two years(visit to Manc). Any visitors are instructed to bring pork scratchings to compensate.

Never eat "bacon" in Japan. It is square and at leat 50% white fat. I kid not. :barfonu:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:44 #5

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It would be interesting to know who eats all this bacon.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 00:47 #6

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Rick wrote:
It would be interesting to know who eats all this bacon.

I know who...The Meat Wizard!
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 01:54 #7

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Sounds like they want to up the price.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 02:08 #8

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 02:16 #9

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oioioi wrote:
Bacon here is crap, I've had good bacon once in two years(visit to Manc). Any visitors are instructed to bring pork scratchings to compensate.

Why don't you get someone to post some over? It's got a long enough shelf life surely?
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 20:15 #10

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psketti wrote:
oioioi wrote:
Bacon here is crap, I've had good bacon once in two years(visit to Manc). Any visitors are instructed to bring pork scratchings to compensate.

Why don't you get someone to post some over? It's got a long enough shelf life surely?

Outside of a fridge and at the mercy of the Greek postal service?

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:09 #11

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Rick wrote:
It would be interesting to know who eats all this bacon.

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:17 #12

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:33 #13

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oioioi wrote:

And don't call me Shirley.

What would you prefer?
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:44 #14

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I like bacon, but don't eat it very much at all, seems to me even if it's the best part of a pork cut as to taste, it may be the hardest on your digestive system and arteries,even worse than pork sausage
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:45 #15

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Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association

Is that so :roll:


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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:56 #16

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psketti wrote:
oioioi wrote:

And don't call me Shirley.

What would you prefer?



:hahano:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 21:59 #17

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:barfonu:

And you barfed at Bambi :hahano:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 22:00 #18

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 26 Sep 2012 22:01 #19

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oioioi wrote:
psketti wrote:
oioioi wrote:

And don't call me Shirley.

What would you prefer?



:hahano:



I'm tempted just to call you a cheesy bastard, forever more after that... but as you wish... maybe it is :coffee:
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year 28 Sep 2012 00:04 #20

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HAARP?

Or a conspiracy by the blatantly communist Morning Star?

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