Some bloke was camping in a harbour, and just as he was about to settle down for the night he was disturbed by a policeman;
"I'm afraid you'll have to pack up and move on sir"
"Why, what have I done?"
You're harbouring within tent"





It wasn't mine, honest! A family member said it years ago, not sure if he made it up or heard it somewhere

What's this?;





















A salt and battery...





That's not mine either

I can't really remember how this one goes, but I'll give it a shot.

A man had just robbed a bank, a policeman gave chase on foot. The copper was a bit porky and was losing ground. The robber was just about to get away when he decided to hide in a building shaped like a giant clock, which turned out to be a police station.

*wait for it*

He was caught in the nick of time...





That wasn't mine

Tbh I only remembered the "punchline" I had to make the first load of bollocks up

haha...you are in fine form irre. Either that or your bored senseless

OT: I'm trying to find some good IT/Computer jokes. There used to be a really good site that had loads, but I can't seem to find it

o_rourke wrote:
I'm both



My sleeping pattern is mental so I'm awake when I should be asleep, sitting here sweltering in the room-that-never-cools-down-in-the-summer, thunderous rock blasting out of my headphones, trying to remember my uncle's jokes

It's something to do I suppose