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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:25 #101

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Ab Origine wrote:

Voodoo Zombies (ii) (Zombus Caribbeanus Vivus)
There is a variant of Voodoo Zombie where the zombie is produced from a living person, usually through the forced consumption of mind-destroying drugs. These zombies are relatively useless in combat, since they are both slow-moving and can be killed like a normal living person. For menial household chores, though, they are quite useful.
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Still doesn't really tell us how long your average species will be mobile for though. I'll keep looking. :secret:

Today's average zombie ? I'd guess as long as their batteries will last :yupgrin:

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`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. Oh, you can't help that,'said the Cat:`we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."`How do you know I'm mad?'said Alice.`You must be,'said the Cat,`or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:26 #102

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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:30 #103

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22 wrote:
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:righton:

Just need a big mac or summat in their free hands. Or maybe, an 'i-pod'?

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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:30 #104

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Ab Origine wrote:
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Another question if i may - does anyone know how the zombies distinguish the living from the undead? I mean, if you really needed to get somewhere, but every street was full of zombies, could a convincing zombie-mask enable you safe passage? Perhaps you would need to copy their mannerisms too, but it might work.

Another good question, Dom. You are full of them, it seems.

I have not really given this much thought, personally. I for one, intend to stay safely hidden until every last zombie has disintegrated. Forward planning is key here, as you have pointed out.

Depending on the zombie classification, you kinda takes your chances with this one. I wouldn't risk it, personally. But if it does work for you, do let us all know, you brave, brave soul.

Some top tips for 'acting' dead here, from dear Shaun (no, not that one...YUK!) and pals:


Haha, thats a funny clip and very appropriate. Ive seen the film so should have remembered that. I did notice a zombie wearing crash helmet and full leathers, so that might be good. Th mask will disguise complexion and eyes (2 dead giveaways I think) plus in the event of being discovered the leather/helmet would give some measure of protection whilst you leggit.
As for calling me brave, well thats the equivalent of a dare in my books....so im obliged to try it now.
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:33 #105

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domathy wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
domathy wrote:
Another question if i may - does anyone know how the zombies distinguish the living from the undead? I mean, if you really needed to get somewhere, but every street was full of zombies, could a convincing zombie-mask enable you safe passage? Perhaps you would need to copy their mannerisms too, but it might work.

Another good question, Dom. You are full of them, it seems.

I have not really given this much thought, personally. I for one, intend to stay safely hidden until every last zombie has disintegrated. Forward planning is key here, as you have pointed out.

Depending on the zombie classification, you kinda takes your chances with this one. I wouldn't risk it, personally. But if it does work for you, do let us all know, you brave, brave soul.

Some top tips for 'acting' dead here, from dear Shaun (no, not that one...YUK!) and pals:


Haha, thats a funny clip and very appropriate. Ive seen the film so should have remembered that. I did notice a zombie wearing crash helmet and full leathers, so that might be good. Th mask will disguise complexion and eyes (2 dead giveaways I think) plus in the event of being discovered the leather/helmet would give some measure of protection whilst you leggit.
As for calling me brave, well thats the equivalent of a dare in my books....so im obliged to try it now.

Possibly. You'll also notice from the above 'dramatic instructional video' that the actual zombies didn't seem to clock the non-dead until they started talking to each other and answering mobile phones.
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:35 #106

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Isnt it? A mighty chopper indeed :axe: :axe: :axe:
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 09 May 2012 16:37 #107

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That might be where I come unstuck. My phone is so complicated I dont know how to put it on silent. Still, i reckon the zombies will also have phones and will have loved ones (well, people who loved them before they turned nasty) calling to see if they are okay, so as long as I dont actually answer the phone, should be okay.
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 15:19 #108

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HA! The ultimate weapon! :chuckle: :cool: :chuckle:
Chuck Norris Zombie
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 15:26 #109

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Ab Origine wrote:

Possibly. You'll also notice from the above 'dramatic instructional video' that the actual zombies didn't seem to clock the non-dead until they started talking to each other and answering mobile phones.

I'd be very wary of answering your mobile phone, not only because it can attract the zombies but you never know who might be on the other end :umm: I've had calls recently from an unknown number, I reckon I've got meself a crazy zombie stalker :iitm: :hmm: .
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 15:28 #110

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22 wrote:
HA! The ultimate weapon! :chuckle: :cool: :chuckle:
Chuck Norris Zombie

I think I could do with a 'chuck norris' type right now :thumbup:
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 15:30 #111

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22 wrote:
HA! The ultimate weapon! :chuckle: :cool: :chuckle:
Chuck Norris Zombie
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Brilliant! :cool:
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 15:59 #112

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suki wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:

Possibly. You'll also notice from the above 'dramatic instructional video' that the actual zombies didn't seem to clock the non-dead until they started talking to each other and answering mobile phones.

I'd be very wary of answering your mobile phone, not only because it can attract the zombies but you never know who might be on the other end :umm: I've had calls recently from an unknown number, I reckon I've got meself a crazy zombie stalker :iitm: :hmm: .

Get yourself a whistle and blow hard next time they call, suki. Zombies hate that shit, as do pervy silent callers.

Please don't ask me how I know this... :rofl:
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 16:05 #113

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I think I could do with a 'chuck norris' type right now :thumbup:

Apparently when Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies, it's the zombies that try to survive! :O :fraid:
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 16:06 #114

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Ab Origine wrote:
suki wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:

Possibly. You'll also notice from the above 'dramatic instructional video' that the actual zombies didn't seem to clock the non-dead until they started talking to each other and answering mobile phones.

I'd be very wary of answering your mobile phone, not only because it can attract the zombies but you never know who might be on the other end :umm: I've had calls recently from an unknown number, I reckon I've got meself a crazy zombie stalker :iitm: :hmm: .

Get yourself a whistle and blow hard next time they call, suki. Zombies hate that shit, as do pervy silent callers.

Please don't ask me how I know this... :rofl:

:rofl: :thumbup: It's ok ab I'll respect your wishes and I wont ask even though i'm curious :hmm: :D
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 16:38 #115

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22 wrote:
suki wrote:
I think I could do with a 'chuck norris' type right now :thumbup:

Apparently when Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies, it's the zombies that try to survive! :O :fraid:


:O :D

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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 17:49 #116

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Woah people! Zombie Nazis are a whole different kettle of fish. Even I'm scared of those fuckers.

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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 17:56 #117

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Woah people! Zombie Nazis are a whole different kettle of fish. Even I'm scared of those fuckers.

:couch:

I've heard rumors of Evil Lesbian Vampire Robot Nazi Zombies, but not sure if theyre real or just made up?
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 18:10 #118

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Right. I've kept out of this long enough. If I don't step in and try and save some of your asses, I won't be able to live with myself.

To start with, I think you're all fucking mad and are far too busy getting caught up in your high-falootin ideas of grandeur, which involve you all being able to defeat these creatures.

Times have changed people... zombies have moved on and gotten with the times.

Nowadays, unless you have a full military army behind you, then you're all fucked basically :coffee:

And your biggest problem, by FAR is the modern zombies agility... hands down, this is what you must conquer... or get yourself an army ;)

Gone are the slow moving, chin hanging off, dribbling imbeciles that zombies once where. These are your enemys of today... make the mistake of thinking you're better and your fate has already been sealed. Don't say I didn't warn you :coffee:

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Pay particular attention to that last image. That fucker is not messing about and will take any machete, gun, or whatever else from you before you can spit.... and then he'll ram it through your nose bone and use it drag you off with for his supper.
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 18:17 #119

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Right. I've kept out of this long enough. If I don't step in and try and save some of your asses, I won't be able to live with myself.

To start with, I think you're all fucking mad and are far too busy getting caught up in your high-falootin ideas of grandeur, which involve you all being able to defeat these creatures.

Times have changed people... zombies have moved on and gotten with the times.

Nowadays, unless you have a full military army behind you, then you're all fucked basically :coffee:

And your biggest problem, by FAR is the modern zombies agility... hands down, this is what you must conquer... or get yourself an army ;)

Gone are the slow moving, chin hanging off, dribbling imbeciles that zombies once where. These are your enemys of today... make the mistake of thinking you're better and your fate has already been sealed. Don't say I didn't warn you :coffee:

28 Days Later Zombie



Infected1



28days



Dead Zombie White Eyes



Baby Not Giving A Fuck


What? :spliff:


Legend1b



Pay particular attention to that last image. That fucker is not messing about and will take any machete, gun, or whatever else from you before you can spit.... and then he'll ram it through your nose bone and use it drag you off with for his supper.

Looks like his bark is worse than his bite.
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Re: The definitive zombie apocalypse survival thread. 10 May 2012 18:23 #120

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Looks like you'll be first on his list then dorathy :spliff:
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