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Guards feared bulge was 'biological threat'
A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.
Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Administration.
He was extensively frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a "very noticeable" bulge in his clothing was interpreted as a potential "biological threat".
Mr Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.
He said: “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.
”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’
“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.
“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”
Mr Falcon, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”
The traveller aroused suspicions at San Francisco airport on his way to New York.
He said: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the US in 1999 due to the size of his willy after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO. But he later struggled to find work after a brief spell as a computer games reviewer. You can see a library interview with him in the video player below.
Offcials from the Transportation Security Administration did not return calls in the US when contacted about the willy incident at San Franciso International Airport.
in more than one way, personally I'd be scared of something that *coughs* you know, it could split a person in two!
"It might be a biological threat" 
I'm very glad I don't have those proportions though 
