True and True (*edit* @ BC's post)

The person below me has impure thoughts about fruit.

False ... I only eat it.

The person below me enjoys having a perve of the opposite sex.

HALT!

I'm going to challenge the last answer IAAIA. I put it to you that you must surely have had impure thoughts about fruit when reading DG's post. It's similar to when someone says, 'Don't think about Zebras'. What's the 1st thing that pops into your head? Zebras! So when you read, "...Impure thoughts about fruit", you immediately, and involuntily were guilty of experiencing multiple, horrifying images of bananas and physalis being put to unnatural, creative uses. Look me in the eye and deny it, if you can.

Yes. I do perve at blokes.

The person below me thinks it's funny to wear their partners underwear on their head.

False

The person below me is quitting pornography because they've had enough of it

False. Quitting pornography is like quitting smoking.... however strong one's willpower, it has a very low success rate

The person below me believes in reincarnation.

diamondgeezer wrote:
*this is my 1000th post *

True (sometimes); False (most times). I've even been told who I was was in a previous life.... but don't feel/remember it.

The person below me is on a cleaning or de-cluttering kick.

False...I've not got round to the cleaning yet (this month)

The person below me has tasted their own earwax.

False...no true...

The person below me had a eureka! moment today.

irrepressible wrote:
True - but only re something trivial - nothing profound.

The person below me is afraid of mice.

False. I like the little gits

The person below me has had at least 5 plane crash dreams.

Me too - they're cute, if germ-laden.

False - never had a plane crash dream, but 2 of my siblings dreamt of the Lockerbie disaster and discussed the coincidence of sharing that dream, prior to hearing about it on the news.

The person below me lacks height.

I like mice too....lucky really seeing as they have moved in..

At least 5 plane crash dreams, probably.

The person below me goes on youtube and inadvertantly gets sucked into watching meaningless but highly entertaining vids for many many hours..

*Who to answser? Who to answer? * That fekkin DG has done it again!

@ Gilly: False. I'm about 5' 6", so that's above the U.K. average for a woman.

@ DG: True. But only when I'm working on the computer (...erm, which is actually my actual workplace ).

The person below me has a black toe-nail at the moment.

False...but ive had one before, when i used to play football, and the heaviest set dude on my team (we used to call him gorilla) stomped down hard on my big toe with his football boot studs at training.

The person below me likes going for a drive in the car to clear their mind.

True (except it's making a horrible knocking sound now whenever I'm not accelerating or breaking, so I'm worried the engine may fall out before I have funds to take it to get sorted - not conducive to relaxation).

The person below me believes in elves.

false

the person below me is addicted to forums and chat rooms

False...but i believe your big ends may be knocking.

(Though i believe that i did enjoy watching Zooey Deschanel in the motion picture 'Elf' )

The person below me likes lasange.

EDIT: Damn you Black Cloud i didnt see your reply (i was replying to gilly)

err, partly true then, but hey it beats watching TV.

my lasange still stands.

True - I love lasange.

True - I'm addicted to forums (not so much chat rooms)

Big ends? Knocking? That's scary talk!

The person below me reads 2 books at once.

True true True

the person below me want to travel see the world

Gilly wrote:
Thats nothing, wait until one comes out the engine block. (sorry for scaring you more)
Black Cloud wrote:
Sort of...but not the whole world...some places are undeniable shitholes hey.

The person below me likes winter better than summer.