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Re: Cock times 09 Aug 2012 18:39 #21

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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20clock
1. cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the back of the head with ur erect penis
you just got cock clocked

HAHA

2. cock clock

When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.

Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.

The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."

Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.

It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.

Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.

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Re: Clock times 09 Aug 2012 23:17 #22

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Ab Origine wrote:
*bounds in*

*looks around*

*leaves all disappointed like*

10pm :norty:
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Re: Clock times 09 Aug 2012 23:37 #23

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batou wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
*bounds in*

*looks around*

*leaves all disappointed like*

10pm :norty:

*swoon*
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Re: Cock times 10 Aug 2012 17:12 #24

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Man,this thread was a disappointment :(
The material world is merely a tool. And tools can build,but they cannot create.
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myshoono wrote:
Man,this thread was a disappointment :(

I feel your pain, myshoono. :hug:
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Re: Cock times 10 Aug 2012 17:19 #26

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Right.
Who wants some clock then?
Set the controls for the heart of the earth.
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Ab Origine wrote:
myshoono wrote:
Man,this thread was a disappointment :(

I feel your pain, myshoono. :hug:

Keep hugging like that and you might feel something else :P
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Re: Cock times 10 Aug 2012 17:21 #28

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Space Bandit wrote:
Right.
Who wants some clock then?

:hi:

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