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28 State-Approved Haircuts 27 Feb 2013 21:54 #1

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North Korea approves 28 model socialist hairstyles

It's not just nuclear weapons proliferating on the Korean peninsula these days. In a move that for once is not considered a threat to regional and global security, the North Korean government has recommended a relatively generous range of 28 hairstyles for its citizens, claiming that they are "the most comfortable" styles and capable of warding off the corrupting effects of capitalism, according to ifeng.com, a news website run by Hong Kong's Phoenix TV network.

www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt...11&id=20130223000071

blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/10...ants-hate-long-hair/

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From the 'for him' selection I quiet like the top middle. Very Alvin Stardust.
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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 03:34 #2

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If you're balding, does that mean that you have entirely succumbed to the 'corrupting effects of capitalism'?

:(

If so, can this corrupting influence be reversed by purchasing a wig or hair growth products? :D
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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 08:22 #3

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Ab Origine wrote:
If you're balding, does that mean that you have entirely succumbed to the 'corrupting effects of capitalism'?

:(

If so, can this corrupting influence be reversed by purchasing a wig or hair growth products? :D

Good point.

I suspect the follicley challenged are shot for their crimes against the glorious leader. :)
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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 10:12 #4

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hugorune wrote:
North Korea approves 28 model socialist hairstyles

It's not just nuclear weapons proliferating on the Korean peninsula these days. In a move that for once is not considered a threat to regional and global security, the North Korean government has recommended a relatively generous range of 28 hairstyles for its citizens, claiming that they are "the most comfortable" styles and capable of warding off the corrupting effects of capitalism, according to ifeng.com, a news website run by Hong Kong's Phoenix TV network.

www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt...11&id=20130223000071

blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/10...ants-hate-long-hair/

N Korean Haircut


From the 'for him' selection I quiet like the top middle. Very Alvin Stardust.
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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 11:02 #5

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It's funny but you have to dress like that and have short hair if you want to climb the tax payer subsidised communist corporate ladder in the west.

Kids take the piss if other kids don't have the right labels on clothes in the west,and every change in fashion gets flocks following.

try getting a job with long hair and wearing a kilt.

bloody mobi touch screens jeez.
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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 13:47 #6

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humanspirit wrote:
It's funny but you have to dress like that and have short hair if you want to climb the tax payer subsidised communist corporate ladder in the west.

Kids take the piss if other kids don't have the right labels on clothes in the west,and every change in fashion gets flocks following.

try getting a job with long hair and wearing a kilt.

bloody mobi touch screens jeez.

That explains high unemployment in Scotland. :)
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Here's a hair-do to be proud of...

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28 State-Approved Haircuts 28 Feb 2013 21:32 #8

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Gilly wrote:
Here's a hair-do to be proud of...

Hu982

Poor thing, looks like it's been shocked. :)

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