Coco wrote:
I heartily concur.

See Dubs? 100% of respondents approve the pirate costume.

He's wearing spandex just as you like, possess strong muscles like a dancer, and even has the added bonus of a sword! Who doesn't like a sword? The whole theme is very Errol Flynn.

Who would dare challenge a pirate, you could proudly strut about the forum like a king!

It's a win-win from where I sit. Just think on it a couple of days and get back with me. Look, here's my card, call my office whenever you want.

Is that a screeny from a porno?

dubmeup wrote:
That's mean of them.

It'll be down to jealousy. After all, I'll bet few of them could sport a 6' Durex with a fraction of your elegance.

Coco wrote:
Oooh, golly gosh! He looks quite turgid,

Thankyou all for the very kind input. Yes Gilly, they are terribly jealous aren't they.

I'm afraid I can't take up the suggestion of the new sartorial imgae. There's many reasons, including:

I aint gonna go starting no war o' the seas with dantesrevival. He's been at it a long time and would literally pound my arse.

It's hard enough getting my penis in this suit. In that pic it looks like that chap, who has a very small penis in comparison to mine, had a hard time getting it in. I can see far too much chaffing to the old man's bald head would ensue.

I am me I am free and you can all fuck off if you think I'm gonna dress the way YOU want me to

Thanks for the advice though like I said

dubmeup wrote:
So you've had the snip then. Do you grieve for your foreskin?

diamondgeezer wrote:

diamondgeezer wrote:
I do Bastard doctors and their stinking practices

It's a vile business.

Indeed it is Irre.

I fortunately am foreskinnius intacticus. Maintains 'sensitivity' dontcha know...

diamondgeezer wrote:
Yes I do know Being cut decreases sensitivity.

Across the board devastation. Physically. Spiritually. Mentally. Emotionally.
That's why some religions practice it. They know how devastating it is.

Over 3 million nerve endings down the toilet. Ridged band, gone. Some poor bastards end up with no Frenulum.

It's barbaric. It's insanity. And it's routinely perfomed in America, amongst other places.

Ab Origine wrote: Rick wrote:

irrepressible wrote:
Yea and that's not considering the extra length lost,or the protection from shrubbery and branches while running through the woods naked.

LOLOL yall men are funneh

Mountain wrote:
Not the circumcision stuff.

There's nothing at all funny about routine genital mutilation. In fact in Germany a law has just been passed which deems the circumcision of an infant to be assault Hey, the world's making a bit of progress, slowly, but surely

Nah, I am laffin' at all at that. Just the last comment by Rick running naked through the woods and DG's comment about being intact.



Alright ..... I think I shall depart from this thread now

Sorry for talking about dicks people.

I'm just doing a bit of educating about genital mutilation.

I've probably stayed on this forum one day too many. I should've fucked off when I was going to

irrepressible wrote:
Don't be silly irre. You've touched on quite a serious issue so stop apologising. Worthy of it's own thread perhaps?

psketti wrote:
Thanks sketti

You read my mind I'm thinking about doing a thread on it. It's a very serious issue.

Sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable or anything Mountain, it's just the pain talking that's all.