Gilly wrote:
Aww, thats lovely

ahh shit today is mothers day? maybe its different day here. no wonder i got all that box of photos with the eyes scratched out from my mum. she must have anticipated it.

I live with the 2 best mothers in the world!

And neither of them is mine!

batou wrote:


To tell the truth, our perfect day commenced with fist-fighting & recriminations, rather than me getting pampered.

I forced Alex, under duress, to go & have a shower. He flooded the whole bathroom, acting like an imbecile. Sarah walked in & saw the state of the room and started berating him. He said something foul to her. She attacked him. I could hear the thuds & screams, so headed upstairs, and told Sarah to keep her hands to herself, to which she replied, "I'll push you down the stairs". I cuffed her round the ear, and there was much argy-bargy. Th'usband was lying in bed ignoring this, and I shouted to him, "Can you hear what's going on?", to which he replied, "Don't start on me". I ran in and pulled the quilt off him, which he objected to, and we had a scream-up.

I think we might be dysfunctional.

Gilly wrote:
I think you'll find she discovered me under a bush.

And she got some flowers. Graveyard fresh.

Gilly wrote:
Sounds like a typical morning around these parts

oioioi wrote:
Saves on pressies.

Has anyone tried those Lindor chocolates? Orbs of milk chocolate, and the center's like melted chocolate with a slightly caramel taste. My niece bought me some for my birthday. Just thought I'd mention to you young people that you don't miraculously become more sensible once you hit 50. I've just scoffed 5 Lindor in quick succession, and now feel sick. Just like I would have done when I was 49, 21 or 8 years old.

Those Lindor choccies are naughty little devils! I've just eaten a whole Vienetta, Lindor chocolates would have got it too, if they were here. I was hoping to suddenly become more sensible once I hit 36. No such luck.

If chocolate doesn't come in either a curly or a wurly format then it just isn't worth having.

Curly Wurly? Really?

Toffee is the Devil's own confectionery. It sticks to your teeth.

Curly wurly's are just the poor relations of Lindor, imo. They're OK but only if there's nothing better within reach.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Curly Wurlys rock!

The toffee element can be a bit annoying but it's a small price to pay for such curliness.


Gilly wrote:

Lindor is witchcraft. How else do you explain the runny bit in the middle?

That's old magick at work there.

Meh, curly wurlies are ok.

hugorune wrote:
Yes, and if anyone offers you any, you must recite 'Jabberwocky' backwards whilst doing a hand-stand to dispel the evil, and pass them on to me to dispose of safely.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
It's a childhood thing with me when it comes to choccy.

Although when I was a kid curly wurlies were the length of your arm. And wagon wheels were the size of ya face!

Gilly wrote:
Let's go old school spy style.

I'll wait on the bench and when you come and sit down we'll switch packages. Posh choccies for your drugs.

I'll settle for a bottle of night nurse if you're out of stash.

hugorune wrote:
I have some dihydrocodeine. I'll swap them for Lindor if you like.

Gilly wrote:

Seeing as wiki doesn't list lactating as one of the side effects of dihydrowotsit, I'm in.

fist fucking Cathar with a hand full of Jalapeños

Tears of joy