Why do my neighbours have such shit taste in music?

Ab Origine wrote:

How shit we talking about here?

psketti wrote:
Worse than Abs.

oioioi wrote:

That ain't possible

Fuck off, the pair of yous.

Yeah ok, no bother

Glad I woke up now.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, which cunt wants a new hole ripping?

Not you Abs, I can't muster the energy twice in one week!

oioioi wrote:


You jest...but I hang on every word.

*sigh*

Ab Origine wrote:


*elbows abs out the way*

psketti wrote:
Wouldn't be the first time. Whore.

Ab Origine wrote:

Pffttt

I'm dry and horny.

Not necessarily in that order.

It would be pretty cool if you could look up an area that you fancied moving too and see what music people like and how loudly they play it.

i-baster wrote:
They could add it to Google Maps.

psketti wrote:
It is my intention, by the end of summer, to have successfully tea bagged a fully grown caiman.

No caiman will be hurt in the process. There may be mild caiman embarrassment though....

knobmeup wrote:
That, or there may me a proud caiman strutting about with a new, ugly pair of ear-rings.

I've considered that gilly. This is why I am currently conducting psyops with the chosen critter. Namely I stare at him a lot. He stares back. We are bonding in this way. There's no way he'll take me nads off.....I hope.

knobmeup wrote:
But how can you be sure he's not just lulling you into a false sense of security, whilst secretly plotting to teabag you when you least expect it? It's a dangerous game.

Gilly wrote:
One can never be truly sure when dealing with pointy teeth critters gilly. However, Ms knob works with the fine beauties and spends good time in with them. They haven't bitten off any of her dangly bits to date....this gives me growing confidence. Her role as a guinea pig will not be forgot when the pic of the bagging finally appears on tinterwebz. Good old ms knob

I've never seen a caiman in the flesh. Where are these unfortunate beasts?