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TOPIC: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made?

Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 15:48 #21

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If you ever watch it, you have to get the MST3K version....it is horrible...in a good way!

Maybe it's just me, but old B-movies are highly entertaining; modern B-movies leave something to be desired. Maybe it's the shitty computer effects that have ruined B-movies...

I think old B movies are better because they were made kind of seriously...I mean I don't think the film makers thought "this is a really crappy B movie". More like "yeah, this movie is a masterpiece, it'll scare the shit out of them" :cool: :chuckle:
I think these days, the modern B movies are more like nods to B movies, sort of self aware. I'm just guessing here :emb: I could be wrong :D

Real effects, models, blood and gore, etc. will always be better than computer generated stuff, always. CGI doesn't cut the mustard, never has, probably never will. We don't see films like The Evil Dead, or Dawn Of The Dead these days. I'd love to see a return to that old way of making films, especially horror.

I totally agree! Remember how awesome the original Alien was? They didn't need no stinking CGI!

Also, in new B-movies, the acting is still bad but it's not bad in a good, funny way...it's more of an annoying soap opera acting kinda way. I don't know if I'm even making sense...argh, I don't like change! :oldfart:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 15:54 #22

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Motel Hell featuring John Ratzenberger!


Mosquito!


I couldn't find a trailer for Mosquito but this scene tells you all you need to know about how awesomely bad it is! :pop:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 15:55 #23

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Yeah the original Alien was phenomenal, the set design, the Alien itself, the chest burster scene :O :hide: :D

I think James Cameron kicked off the CGI trend with The Abyss, or was it Terminator 2?... :think: was it even Cameron? :chuckle: I think I'll google the first film to use CGI :D

There is a place for it, but it's overused nowadays, even to do sort of run of the mill stuff they'll use CGI.
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 15:57 #24

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It was Labyrinth in '86! :O The flying digital owl. Terminator 2 was the first to use it extensively and use it well I think.
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 16:05 #25

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I want to watch Motel Hell and Mosquito! :pop:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 07 Aug 2012 16:18 #26

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It was Labyrinth in '86! :O The flying digital owl. Terminator 2 was the first to use it extensively and use it well I think.

I never would have guessed Labyrinth! :O Terminator 2 kicked ass! And, totally, CGI has it's place, it's just too heavily relied upon. I hate it when I see CGI blood splatter...I, mean, really? I can make realistic looking blood in my kitchen! There is no excuse for such laziness! :mad:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 08 Aug 2012 11:17 #27

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I am a film buff i'll give you some pain full movies ever made......

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Plus anthing By Uwe Boll ,ZacK Snyder ,Twilight series....... + M. Night Shyamalan Should JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE Just Go away :mad: :down:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 08 Aug 2012 13:10 #28

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Titanic part 2? :killinme: :rofl: :larf:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 08 Aug 2012 14:05 #29

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There is one film I hate with a passion and that is Dr Zivago ......it is the worst film ever in the history of films.

I was taken to the cinema to watch it and it ended, well I thought it ended , but it was only an interval (where the ladies came round with torches and a tray of ice-cream) I then cried when I was told there was another half still to watch.

So if you heard a little girl sobbing all through Dr Zivago at the cinema that was me ( was only 8 I think in my defence)
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 09 Aug 2012 17:41 #30

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I haven't actually seen this film - maybe you're familiar with it here, but I've just stumbled across it for the first time, and am willing to hazard a guess that this is the most appropriate thread (I may be wrong)...

Double Feature: World Premiere! FOXFUR, 2012 SPACEDISCO ONE, 2007, Lost in the Thinking"
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Saturday, July 21 7:30 PM Double Feature: World Premiere! FOXFUR, 2012, 55 min. This long-awaited film by mad underground auteur Damon Packard (REFLECTIONS OF EVIL) features a sweet but mentally unbalanced young woman obsessed with crystals, dolphins, Pleiadians, David Icke and Richard C. Hoagland. Soon she becomes increasingly disillusioned with New Age philosophy, in particular with the Billy Meier Pleiadian contacts, and is evicted from her room, forced into the insane outside world subject to the effects of "The Dead Zone, where everything turns in circles and the true original experience of life no longer exists. [Blu ray] SPACEDISCO ONE, 2007, 58 min. Dir. Damon Packard. In this sequel of sorts to both LOGANS RUN and 1984, George Orwell's Winston Smith runs into the daughters of Logan 5 and Francis 7 as they're busy running amok in a park, shooting laser beams at one another. A roller-skating rink in space, Battlestar Galactica references and a Ministry of Truth (also known as Universal CityWalk) are all part of this psychedelic sci-fi odyssey. [Blu ray] Trailer "Lost in the Thinking" (2005, 38 min). In this HEARTS OF DARKNESS-style documentary, director Damon Packard, along with an art professor, an art therapist and a performance artist, brainstorm what their next project should be. Packards suggestion: HALLOWEEN 3 1/2. [Blu ray] Discussion with director Damon Packard and cast between films.

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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 09 Aug 2012 18:51 #31

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irrepressible wrote:
Yeah the original Alien was phenomenal, the set design, the Alien itself, the chest burster scene :O :hide: :D

I think James Cameron kicked off the CGI trend with The Abyss, or was it Terminator 2?... :think: was it even Cameron? :chuckle: I think I'll google the first film to use CGI :D

There is a place for it, but it's overused nowadays, even to do sort of run of the mill stuff they'll use CGI.

Die Hard 4 (is that the one where he is all old n shit?) being a prime example. I quite enjoyed the other three, but that one just took the piss CGI-wise, imo.

I would have been happy to watch dear Brucie bathe for two and half hours. It's not clever, so pack it in. :coffee:
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 12 Aug 2012 04:01 #32

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more shite



i just wish michael bay would just fuck off and die
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 12 Aug 2012 06:23 #33

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Me and daughter just laughed our heads off at this one. Trouble is, I think it was meant be taken seriously...

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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 12 Aug 2012 06:26 #34

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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 12 Aug 2012 07:04 #35

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Star Trek isn't the same without old James Tiberius Kirk.

Bones.."what is it JIM?"

James T.."Dunno Bones, but I'm gonna fuck it anyway".
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Fooking Crap who writes this shit
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Re: Is this the Worst Film that has Ever Been Made? 12 Aug 2012 07:35 #39

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Star Trek isn't the same without old James Tiberius Kirk.

Bones.."what is it JIM?"

James T.."Dunno Bones, but I'm gonna fuck it anyway".

That new star trek relied on too much flashing lights silly quizz mo's and special effects it was aimed at 10yr olds :roll:
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I'll upset some people now CINEMA EXCREMENT



ALL THREE FILMS SUCKED ASS < AIMED AT 25 AND UNDER WHERE"S THE WANKER ICON

PETER JACKSON SUCKS :mad:
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