I've been getting ready for the drive down to Kernow, doing a few jobs on the car, cleaning it out after the holiday and doing a bit of tidying out in the sheds.

I came in for a cuppa and sat down to pick my nose. I've just pulled the biggest black bogey out ever! It stretched right up into the sinus!

Has anyone else had a similar experience with massive black bogeys?

I have had massive ones and black ones but never massive black ones.

*that`s what she said*

Is this phenomenon peculiar to me then?

Well I would guess the black had something to do with the dirt from car and or shed. The size was probably just to do with your body producing it. I would not think this was unusual unless you wish to be special in which case this is the only case i am aware of.

Thank you I-baster, the clearly stated fact that this is the only case you are aware of does indeed confirm what I thought all along, that this bogey is conclusive proof of my specialness

dubmeup wrote:
No, but I understand there is a super-massive one at the centre of the Milky Way. No, not the choccy bar.

hugorune wrote:

Mmmmm maybe I'm not quite as special as I thought then if SUPER massive ones exist

Perhaps it's an accumulation of fibres inhaled during multiple Anarchist flag waving events.

feather wrote:
Never been on one so it can't be that I think it is fibre related though, there were a lot of fibre things in the air when I beat the car seats.

Has it been raining there? It may have been a slug, looking for a cosy place for a kip.

*Edit* - I'm on to you. You're posting in the wrong forum, with the expectation you'll be justly smited, hence lowering your dastardly karma score. But it doesn't look like it's working.

I hadn't considered that Gilly It did rain in Kernow quite a bit last week, perhaps one of the little loves got in the car and sneaked up my nose when I was cleaning out sand and pasty bags

It’s a blan­kety blank dis­grace!!!


MOVED TO MEM­BERS CHAT??????!!!******%%%%$$$£££!!!!******

The PGBFW­ST­DBTBF takes great offence at this bla­tant use of forum eti­quette to thwart our efforts

Can I suggest to a moderator that this topic be moved at random for no logical reason if for no other reason than to piss off the op?

Thanks.

you've been snorting way too much crap it is beginning to get stuck in the nasal passages...not everything can be crushed up and done that way dude... watch what your doing and how your doing it, you may find less massive block boogies.

Shut it stars the PGBFWSTDBTBF isn't interested in this poxy thread now it's suffered the indignity of being demoted from general

Make me dubs... i dare you to try hehe

Stars, the PGBFWSTDBTBF may be many things. It could not however be described as brave. Certainly not brave enuff for that

someone explain to me what the PGBFW­ST­DBTBF because me thinks i missed a memo or 2...

o and smart move dubby boy...never take on whether ye have the balls to or not a pissed and griping woman with the power to smite ye!

StarsChildren wrote:
The PGBFWSTDBTBF emerged like a phoenix from the ashes of the AGBFWSTDBTBF. It could be considered as the antithesis of it's foreunner............

I aint scared a yo smites

I've had some huge bogies lately too,

It's very satisying sometimes.................