I don't have to watch the video to know this is a big cocksuck. I'm from the goddamn south,we make chocolate candy ourselves. There are plenty of online vendors who sell cocoa beans grown themselves organically.

There's slavery in everything,it's the harsh corporate reality we live in,and I feel sorry for the poor bastards effected by it.

However,saying that anyone who eats chocolate is an elitist pig responsible for child slavery is akin to saying anyone who breathes is an oxygen thief. If the video fits the cause I guess...

Fuck it...

Doc

Doc_Gonzo wrote:
He's just trying to be controversial, Doc, because nobody looks at him if he's not pulling their pig-tails.

Hey Gilly! Glad to see you,been a while. Hope you've been well.

Thanks for the heads up. I've noticed I don't know some of the members that've joined since I last left . Ah well comes with the territory I reckon.

Doc

It's good to see you - wondered where you'd disappeared to.

Into the aether for a while,but I'm back. Can't get the goddamn PC Chat center to work now,but no one is on Blastchat either.

Either way I'll be here.

Doc

Cool!

I think there's an update pending on PC chat.

Do maltesers count?

If so where do I get my slave children?

hugorune wrote:
I think there is a coupon on the back of the packet.

This thread is a tribute to the legendary anti-consumer capitalist himself Mike aka Guev...

I almost never eat chocolate because I am one of those rare people that really doesn't care for it all that much.

Having said that, I will almost certainly be using something that is the product of exploitation: this computer I am posting with probably.

Incidently, there is such a thing as Fair Trade and you can by chocolate I believe.

So your title is inaacurate as well as a bit silly.

Oh and in case you don't want to be lectured about child labout and sweatshops, you might need to buy all your sporting atire at American Apparel (sweatshop free).

No Nike or Adidias please.

.......... wrote:
He's a bloody idiot.

No consumer= no job. I'm sure his bloody unions would sort it, fucking wum.

.......... wrote:
Registry office or the full church wedding for you guys?

hugorune wrote:
Only if Mike is really thoroughbred a named Mikaella...

.......... wrote:

Well he does like to play a role so I expect he'll very accomodating.

/\/\ 'elitist pig responsible for child slavery /\/\

I'm told mike aka guev is partial to a bit of choccy starfish and with the current transatlantic reassessment of what constitutes marriage, perhaps there is a chance for these starcrossed trolls after all

Hide the biskwits people....

Ab Origine wrote:
I guess the pig figured that the cannibal humans are going to eat hims just the same.
So he decided to enjoy life and eat the chocolate just the same.
No, I don't eat meat, before you ask.

chandrakavi wrote:
Possibly.

I've lost the link now but apparently, he is a real pig (not an actor/model) and can't get enough of the stuff.