...and I've already played with myself. Several times.

Any ideas?

Do some exercise to knacker yourself out, then flop about, reading a good book.

I'm going outside in a minute to pull the pansies up (& weeds) - they've been really spectacular, but are past it now - don't think they liked the heat. I've got some other pretty flowers to replace them with.

Make yourself some biscuits while you listen to a play on the radio.

Cheers Gilly-bean.

Nix on the exercise though...I get enough of that from work.

Why not come down here and be my hangover nurse for the day?

I might actually hurl on you though

Get yourself some milk thistle, Knobs. And get Abs to administer it to you.

Gilly wrote:
And which end, exactly, does this milk thistle go in?

knobmeup wrote:
Never done that before, knobs. Try anything once though, me.

You make a tincture & drink it. I suppose you could be more adventurous, but I don't know that it'd do the hangover any good.

smoke some weed and eat some bacon and then go out and try and steal something

Am on the case with the first bit of your advice bats

It's helping

So abs are you coming down to stick things in me then?

knobmeup wrote:
Don't toy with me, straight-boy.

I'm hungover and horny.

Experiment with binaural beats

mild_peril wrote:
Now he'll puke!

oioioi wrote:
I dunno so much...these are strange days indeed. Plus, I'm still a bit drunk.

Ab Origine wrote:

.... and as if by magic........... she appears in a poof!

feather wrote:
She'd like to be. It's the last taboo for 'er...fuck knows she's done everything else.

But will a 'poof' appear in her?!

Slight aside; I put 'poof' in quotations merely because an old friend hated the word, he had no problem with more graphic epitaphs thrust upon him for his sexuality but always took exception to 'poof', is that just him?

oioioi wrote:
Yeah...silly poof.