Chloroform.

He's now somewhere in the EU air and shall forever be known in our house as milky

Hope he has my email.

Milky indeed Give those angels a hug for me will ya?

Only got home about half an hour ago. Flight was delayed, then the joy of getting out of terminal 5 (it's massive), and finally the M1 was a nightmare.....my Mum was waiting up for me though, bless her, so we had a brandy.

I had a good time in Athens, 'tis a fun place, and the Greeks have their priorities right, fags and booze are really cheap.
A right friendly bunch they are too.

Anyway, massive bags of love to oi and his delightful family for putting me up, or putting up with me, I had a ball, thanks guys

Gonna be busy with healing stuff, and more stuff, for the next couple of weeks. After that I'll probably need a pre-christmas break, but where to go? I've heard that northern Italy is nice

And oi took the piss out of my hair, fucking anarchist/hippy.bastard that he is.......

Glad you're home alright, was wondering if your flowing locks got you some unwanted customs attention or summat

Besides, my youngest has a pretty similar style.

Sat tucking into my penultimate bacon butty

Who wants to bring my next bacon/pork scratching supplies then?

oioioi wrote:
Know anyone in corfu?

www.thebritishcornershop.com/

I like 'Milky'. Was that just a mishearing on the girls' part, or are they taking the milky?

Gilly wrote:

I'd guess it's a mishearing thing although it'll be oozing with irony

"Milky Malcy" sounds great with a Greek accent

novum wrote:
What's the point of getting English goods brought to me by Greeks from Greek islands?! (although I do know a lad from there if a plan B is needed)

jhado wrote:
Yep deffo, go see Mikey in Belluno, it r0x

andyh wrote:
That was my cunning plan actually