See, I reckon this is where Cameron went wrong. You simply can't beat that personal, caring touch. It's obvious that David doesn't give a shit what we're ramming in our mouths whereas, cuddly Nick genuinely cares that I have something warm inside me.

Tabasco sauce??

Foreign muck in my good old British dish??

You fucking race traitor, Griffin.

Show us how to make some good old white indigenous food like curry or kebabs.

I clicked on this video and picked a point at random. I happened to click on 11:30, as I'm clearly not going to watch the whole thing. Here's what was said:
Try it yourself and see if you can find something more stupid than that.

This isn't patronising one little bit.

wake_up_bomb wrote:
It's choc-full of 'em, my darling, which is why I opted to share it with you lovely bastards.

I did however, find the true origins of 'curry' fascinating...








Bet you wish you'd watched the whole thing now, eh?

hugorune wrote:
I sense the sarcastic undertone in your comment and I think you'll find we were making kebabs long before any other 'johnny-cum-lately'. There is absolutely no historical evidence for this, but I believe it to be fact.

We also invented Tabasco sauce.

So there.

Ab Origine wrote: I'm just assuming it originated in Britain.

humanspirit wrote:
It's A step up from Thatcher's 'Let them eat porridge'.

wake_up_bomb wrote:
Yeah...you watched the whole thing. Fibber.

I liked the bit where he reassures his mates that he normally would eat more flavoursome recipes.


he'd be as well saying "............not like this commoners shit!"

Loving the kitchen!

pheony wrote: I'd have that aga off him np.
It would need a good bleaching mind knowing that fascist fucks mitts had been on it, but still.

Lol - I ended up watching the whole thing. Quite enjoyed it

Not sure about the 'If you are really skint, pretend to the butcher that you have a dog and ask for dog bones, then scape the meat of for your stew' though.

Oh yeah - another useful tip. If you cant afford a recipe book, just go into the book shop, find a recipe you like and take a photo of it with your mobile phone

bnptv and tpv could collaborate - that should make some of the forum members practically cum in their pants

myself? i prefer cooking with coolio www.mydamnchannel.com/cookin__with_cooli...io/1capresesalad_530

I much prefer this rancid, old scrote. She taught me everything I know about cooking, not to mention eyebrows.

Ab Origine wrote:
I can't be arsed to watch 33 mins just to get a recipe (it looks nice don't judge me) so can anyone put up the recipe so I don't have to sit through the vid please?

I'm guessing meat,veg,hate and a bouqet garni? Am I close?

Baddoggydown wrote:
That's pretty much it in a nutshell, yeah. Oh, and you should also be aware that milligrams are "nonsense" too, apparently.

Baddoggydown wrote: yup
and if you're struggling to afford meat, chuck in a couple of Mexicans.
Don't worry, there'll still be plenty left to run a restaurant.