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Internet Speed Test 24 Jul 2012 23:57 #1

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I've moved flats recently, and I had to get a BT connection, which I said I'd never do for moral reasons owing to previous fuck ups from them, but, firstly, I had no choice if I wanted a phone line, as they would never have turned the bloody thing on otherwise, and, secondly, they are arguably the best choice of a bad bunch with Virgin being actively involved in the privatisation of the NHS, and Sky being, well, Sky, and I knew someone who worked for Talk Talk, and, let's just say they didn't have too many positive things to say about them.

Anyway, I did an Internet Speed Test after getting the BT Infinity thing, and, despite the fact that in principle I despise BT, despite their incredibly irritating and borderline misandric advertising campaign, my internet speed has gone through the roof:

Istf

Ist2


It was really shitty in comparison at my old flat, I was just wondering what speed other people get, you can do the test here:

www.speedtest.net/
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 00:25 #2

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At work it would make you drool :)

At home unfortunately all I have is this crappy dsl from leprechaun telecom [tm].

Advertised as 24 down 1up ulimited in capital letters all across the page, you actually get 10meg down 512k up and 250gb per month cap.

That said I remember using a 1200baud modem :/
Man pr0n was terrible back then, especially when you waited 10 minutes for the jpeg to load only to find to your horror it was a ladyboy!!! Oh nooooesss!!!
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 00:53 #3

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I've also moved recently wub....I was offered infinity at my last address, but was just preparing to move so couldn't take them up on the offer.

I am still with BT and my result was abysmal compared to yours.....

Download 11.10 something or other :emb: :hahano:
upload 1.07 something or other :emb: :hahano:
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:01 #4

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pheony wrote:
I've also moved recently wub....I was offered infinity at my last address, but was just preparing to move so could'nt take them up on the offer.

I am still with BT and my result was abysmal compared to yours.....

Download 11.10 something or other :emb: :hahano:
upload 1.07 something or other :emb: :hahano:
That was more like what mine was at my old address, where I had Virgin Media, in fact it was probably slightly slower than that. I can't believe how fast it is here.
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At work it would make you drool :)

At home unfortunately all I have is this crappy dsl from leprechaun telecom [tm].

Advertised as 24 down 1up ulimited in capital letters all across the page, you actually get 10meg down 512k up and 250gb per month cap.

That said I remember using a 1200baud modem :/
Man pr0n was terrible back then, especially when you waited 10 minutes for the jpeg to load only to find to your horror it was a ladyboy!!! Oh nooooesss!!!
I couldn't believe you mentioned Prestel the other day, I had completely forgotten that ever existed.
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:09 #5

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wake_up_bomb wrote:
I couldn't believe you mentioned Prestel the other day, I had completely forgotten that ever existed.

I can still remember the phone bill, lol :D
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:12 #6

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andyh wrote:
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I couldn't believe you mentioned Prestel the other day, I had completely forgotten that ever existed.

I can still remember the phone bill, lol :D
Yeah, the room with Prestel in was the forbidden room at my friend's house when I was a kid!
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:27 #7

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Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:28 #8

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Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards
Christ, mate, that's atrocious. I hope you're not paying too much.
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 01:31 #9

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Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards

:omg: :roflha: :emb: :hide:
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 06:43 #10

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Speedtest.net requires at least version 10 of Flash. Please update your client.

PS3 :roll:

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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 12:19 #11

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wake_up_bomb wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards
Christ, mate, that's atrocious. I hope you're not paying too much.

It's BT and we are on the unlimited package.......
It's the way in the SW. Once you're out in the sticks the exchanges and lines still work on the tin can and string principle.
Not that the pricing schemes reflect this ofc.
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 12:22 #12

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dubmeup wrote:
wake_up_bomb wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards
Christ, mate, that's atrocious. I hope you're not paying too much.

It's BT and we are on the unlimited package.......
It's the way in the SW. Once you're out in the sticks the exchanges and lines still work on the tin can and string principle.
Not that the pricing schemes reflect this ofc.

Indeed, I feel your pain :)
Its not profitable to cover everywhere with decent broadband, it would help the economy out in massive ways but the govt choose to invest in bombs instead.
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 12:39 #13

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dubmeup wrote:
Down 3.12 Up .637 so stop rubbing my nose in it you barstewards

Kinell! Even mine beats that!

Down 5.93 Up 0.83
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 14:28 #14

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Speedtest


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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 14:34 #15

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DOWNLOAD SPEED - 1.70 Mbps

UPLOAD SPEED - 0.38 Mbps


Where's my 'worst' connection prize then?
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psketti wrote:
DOWNLOAD SPEED - 1.70 Mbps

UPLOAD SPEED - 0.38 Mbps


Where's my 'worst' connection prize then?

/takes a sharp intake of breath and winces...
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 14:43 #17

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psketti wrote:
DOWNLOAD SPEED - 1.70 Mbps
UPLOAD SPEED - 0.38 Mbps


Where's my 'worst' connection prize then?

Have you tried chucking another peat on your modem?
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Re: Internet Speed Test 25 Jul 2012 14:46 #18

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It's a fucking joke eh... according to the ISP providers... I'm 'at the end of a line' whatever the fuck that means :mad:
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Teuchter Telecom?
Have you considered upgrading to racing pigeons?
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