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TOPIC: Merging Man And Machine?

Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 01:45 #1

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Dave Hurban, a Dynasty Tattoo artist from Newfield, N.J., surgically implanted four magnets into his wrist. Why? Basically, it's a cool (or at least unique) way to hold his iPod Nano in place without a pesky wristband.


news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-implan...ready-160934948.html


It's all falling into place, ain't it?? :umm:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 01:51 #2

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Not good.

Just shows how easy it will be should the day arrive, that they wish to install shit into us. The fuckers will be camping out in ques to get themselves a bit of whatevers up for offer.

Doesn't bare thinking about.
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 01:58 #3

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"Back in March, it was revealed that Nokia has issued patents for "vibrating tattoos," which could be permanently attached to a person's body and used to alert them when they were receiving a phone call or text message."

Oh my god :facepalm: what moron would want that?
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 02:29 #4

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irrepressible wrote:
"Back in March, it was revealed that Nokia has issued patents for "vibrating tattoos," which could be permanently attached to a person's body and used to alert them when they were receiving a phone call or text message."

Oh my god :facepalm: what moron would want that?

Whhaaattt?! :noway:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 02:39 #5

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irrepressible wrote:
"Back in March, it was revealed that Nokia has issued patents for "vibrating tattoos," which could be permanently attached to a person's body and used to alert them when they were receiving a phone call or text message."

Oh my god :facepalm: what moron would want that?


Yeah, that's off some rockers right there!!
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 04:46 #6

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Indications that you might be a consumer whore...

You modify your body to accommodate a proprietary electronic device that's obsolete in six months; A device that's made in countries with deplorable working and living conditions that employs children for cents on the hour.

Life mission accomplished.
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 04:53 #7

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Mrindigo wrote:
Indications that you might be a consumer whore...

You modify your body to accommodate a proprietary electronic device that's obsolete in six months; A device that's made in countries with deplorable working and living conditions that employs children for cents on the hour.

Life mission accomplished.


It's those kinds of bitches that need some serious wake-up calls!
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:00 #8

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phemohilia wrote:
Mrindigo wrote:
Indications that you might be a consumer whore...

You modify your body to accommodate a proprietary electronic device that's obsolete in six months; A device that's made in countries with deplorable working and living conditions that employs children for cents on the hour.

Life mission accomplished.


It's those kinds of bitches that need some serious wake-up calls!

*writes 'Wake up call' on a baseball bat* :bat: :D
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:15 #9

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dont electronic storage and magnets mix badly?
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:16 #10

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Mrindigo wrote:
phemohilia wrote:
Mrindigo wrote:
Indications that you might be a consumer whore...

You modify your body to accommodate a proprietary electronic device that's obsolete in six months; A device that's made in countries with deplorable working and living conditions that employs children for cents on the hour.

Life mission accomplished.


It's those kinds of bitches that need some serious wake-up calls!

*writes 'Wake up call' on a baseball bat* :bat: :D

Don't toy about, make sure it's an aluminum one.
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:18 #11

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Is it just me that hopes;

The next nano released is too small to fit his magnets?

The magnets trash the unit and his warranty?

He fries the chip on his credit card, preventing him buying stupid shit for a pose?
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:27 #12

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batou wrote:
dont electronic storage and magnets mix badly?

The magnets are probably rather weak, like the people getting them implanted into their bodies.... :chuckle:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:28 #13

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featheredfish wrote:
Is it just me that hopes;

The next nano released is too small to fit his magnets?

The magnets trash the unit and his warranty?

He fries the chip on his credit card, preventing him buying stupid shit for a pose?

Hahaha, the expression on his face when he figured out that the magnets fried his card would priceless.

"Dear diary, worst idea ever. FML" :D
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 05:28 #14

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featheredfish wrote:
Is it just me that hopes;

The next nano released is too small to fit his magnets?

The magnets trash the unit and his warranty?

He fries the chip on his credit card, preventing him buying stupid shit for a pose?


Definitely not just you! :thumbup:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 09:03 #15

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I'm extremely suspicious of this 'story', as I am of most news articles.

Firstly, I find it hard to believe that a lover of said technology wouldn't have thought long and hard about some of the points you have raised before undergoing surgery.

Secondly, this is big business we're talking about. Who has more 'influence' over msm than big business? Certainly not ordinary people...

Thirdly - what are we now all talking about?

*Curses the media and returns his brain to somewhere more pleasant, like the 50s*
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 09:49 #16

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Sad sad, but he thinks its cool :O

No doubt some other nut cases will fancy some of that , and come up with something far more elaborate for the publicity :rofl:

Im sure he wont be putting any item thats to expensive on his arm, seems held on rather weakly . :)
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 12:35 #17

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i am a merger of human body with a horses penis :hide:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 14:04 #18

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i am a merger of human body with a horses penis :hide:

In your dreams.. :killinme:
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 14:43 #19

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i am a merger of human body with a horses penis :hide:

Shame your head got the horsey bit though eh hada :P
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Re: Merging Man And Machine? 12 May 2012 15:25 #20

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Ah transhumanism, my pet topic...besides the DIf crowd ofc lol :p

I could harp on for hours on ths subject, the moral dilemmas, the inevtiability of it all and the controlling forces behind it.
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