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Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 21:19 #1

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In what has to be the worst case of wasteful packaging in the history of modern conveniece, a grocery store in Austria is actually selling pre-peeled bananas that have then been re-packaged in cellophane-covered foam trays.

One of the reasons bananas have been billed as the world's most perfect food is that they come with their own biodegradable packaging straight off the tree. And it's not like you need a knife or some wacky kitchen contraption to peel them—the skin practically falls off on its own. Not surprisingly most customers are up in arms over the ridiculous repackaging stunt, except for the chain's animated clientele who are optimistic the banished peels will dramatically reduce the risk of countless cartoon slipups.

What's even more maddening is that the supermarket chain's slogan urges customers to use more common sense when shopping. "Paper, plastic, or ironic, sir?" [AustrianTimes via FoodBeast]
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 21:29 #2

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Well this is just more eveidence of the plot being well and truly lost.

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 21:50 #3

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 22:55 #4

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People are getting so LAZY about food and food preparation! Pre-washed salad; smoothies (which take very little time to make fresh) and now this. No wonder Delia Smith made squillions with a cook-book that taught how to boil eggs and peel potatoes.

It's funny how many people pride themselves on being strong and good hunter types, etc., but can't even feed themselves or their families. If you can't prepare food and cook it you're no "hunter" at all. You're not even basically independent. But to not be bothered to (and, in time, perhaps not be able to) peel a banana.... madness.

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 23:26 #5

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 23:29 #6

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irrepressible wrote:
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

It's bananas.







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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 23 Sep 2012 23:59 #7

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 00:11 #8

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A late entry from Morrisons. :facepalm:
Banana Packaging
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 00:16 #9

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cantata wrote:
It's funny how many people pride themselves on being strong and good hunter types, etc., but can't even feed themselves or their families. If you can't prepare food and cook it you're no "hunter" at all. You're not even basically independent. But to not be bothered to (and, in time, perhaps not be able to) peel a banana.... madness.

Absolutely!

Martial artists and microwaves talking about how they can "look after themselves".

People who say that warmiing a boil in the bag sauce, instant noodles and a tray of frozen oven chips is "cooking".

But most of all, recipies and cook books include ready made sauces and prepared food as ingredients! :hedbut:
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 00:18 #10

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We should have just stopped evolving at cavemen :facepalm:
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 04:59 #11

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It's a brilliant idea for busy executives like myself.
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 05:12 #12

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I'm not sure this goes far enough. You still have to pierce the cellophane, and make the effort of lifting the food towards your mouth. Surely all food should be liquefied so that you can just suck it up with a straw.
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 05:21 #13

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Or a pill, or an injection
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 05:25 #14

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whoever thought of this is clearly round the bend
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 05:29 #15

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and the fact that everyone went along with it
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 06:05 #16

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I hope people protest that grocery store... :down2:
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 06:51 #17

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Unbelievable! I hope nobody buys them.

If you grow roses, cut your banana skins up, and put them just under the surface of the soil around the roots, so that they can feast on the potassium rich yumminess. Your roses will love you, and thank you by giving you an even more spectacular display of big, beautiful flowers.
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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 10:12 #18

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 14:01 #19

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feather wrote:
A late entry from Morrisons. :facepalm:
Banana Packaging

This is what they say on their site in regards to packaging;
Packaging

Morrisons is passionate about food and we want our customers to enjoy it in the best possible condition. Packaging is important to ensure this. However we will only use what is necessary, because excessive packaging is not only a waste of resources, but a waste of money.

When food is thrown away it costs households money and can damage the environment, releasing harmful greenhouse gases as it decomposes. Smart packaging, which protects food in transit and extends shelf life, is good for consumers and good for the environment.

In recent years we have made significant reductions in packaging without compromising product quality. We also help customers recycle through clear on-pack guidance and recycling points in our large stores.

We are working collaboratively to reduce the carbon impact of packaging in food retail by 10% by the end of 2012. We’re on track by reducing weight, increasing recyclability and increasing recycled content in our packaging.

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Re: Pre-Peeled, Re-Wrapped Bananas 24 Sep 2012 16:03 #20

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wake_up_bomb wrote:
I'm not sure this goes far enough. You still have to pierce the cellophane, and make the effort of lifting the food towards your mouth. Surely all food should be liquefied so that you can just suck it up with a straw.

That's not far enough wake .. maybe it should be mandatory for everyone to be fed intravenously from now on.

For crying out loud, those Bananas are going to go bad as soon as the cellophane is removed, they would have to be eaten the same day or hour. :chuckle:
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