Well the stupid thing is that you will still need a police officer to detain you, so the "privately run" tanks are just privately owned cells that earn 400 quid a night in "rent".
This will NOT cut down on police work, if anything it will do the opposite. And it will fill the courts up with defaulters when G4S and Serco have to sue the folks who can't /won't pay.
It will also mean that people who can throw money at a problem in the style of The Bullingdon Club that Cameron, Osbourne and The mayor of London belonged to, can carry on drunk and disorderly knowing that going on a bender in public is now the luxury of the privileged few.
But we already know that. So let's have a look at what Secor and G4S are up to here, shall we?
Oh look: story from last month
G4S staff criticised for treatment of dying prisoner
www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3843134.ece
And just last year
G4S stripped of prison contract
G4S, the private security company at the centre of the Olympics security debacle, will also be forced to hand back the running of the Wolds prison in Yorkshire to the public sector next year. A report in August by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Prisons said the prison had “clear weaknesses”, including behaviour problems and high levels of drug use by inmates.
And Serco is no better
Serco has seen a large amount of criticism involving its private prisons and detention centres. In particular, the Union of Christmas Island Workers has said about the Christmas Island detention centre, which hosts many refugees as well as 1,000 children who have tried to immigrate into Australia, "Serco's failure to perform is huge." Serco has been accused of beating prisoners, not adequately maintaining their physical and mental health, and allowing suicide and self-harm incidents to increase over time. Australian ombudsman Allan Asher said to the Australian radio show AM, "In the first week of June when I visited Christmas Island, more than 30 incidents of self harm by detainees held there were reported." Serco, in a company memo leaked to The Australian, blamed the detainees for "creating a culture of self harm," and using it as a "bargaining tool." Serco has been fined for breaches of contract every month it has managed detention centres in Australia, leading to a total of $4 million in fines in early 2011. Also, Serco's Christmas Island detention center was reported by its own former manager to be "typically 15 staff members short every day."
Serco has also gained criticism for its inefficiency in its pathology labs. Its laboratories in St Thomas' Hospital saw an increase in the number of clinical incidents, such as patients getting inappropriate blood when their medical history was not flagged by the system or patients' kidney damage results being calculated incorrectly. A Serco employee later revealed that the company had given false reports to the National Health Service 252 times over its medical services in Cornwall.
In September 2013, Serco was removed for consideration in a contract in Ireland because of its involvement in a multi-billion pound fraud in Britain.
In September 2013, Serco was accused of covering up extensive sexual abuse of immigrants at its Yarl's Wood prison in Bedfordshire, England
We don't need drunk tanks, we need cunt tanks.
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