Fuck me!

And to think I've been avoiding opening this thread for the last few hours becuz I thought it was gonna be all miserable and serious shite

psketti wrote:
You've been away too long then, it's SZ.

oioioi wrote:

Clearly

I'm beginning to wonder who I even am, anymore...

Weird that,
Up here in Scotchland when I were bairn, we used to get sent out with old pillowcases to collect half chewed bits of curly wurly's and broken twixes to make railway bridges.



You tell weans stuff like that these days and they look at you as if to say "You deranged auld lying bastard!"
Kids eh?

An nuvva fing... Back int day, it wor mandatry that peanuty goodness choccy bars wor called marathon. That wor cos they wor 26 miles fooking long!
Then they go and chop 25.999999256 off!
And tut rub salt int wound they gev them a name that wor clearly laffin at us all...
Bastards.

psketti wrote:
Are you trying to imply this thread is not riddled with serious shite?

btw. Welcome to the group. ....................... mike

an Lion bars had real lions in them, wot roared when you broke them. FACT!
Not like the poncey shite they flog you now, they outta call them Lyin' bars!
Bastards!

This somehow comes to mind:

feather wrote:


I shall have you know I wear my newly aquired mikeness with pride... you bunch of cunts

wake_up_bomb wrote: I don't think that was ever broadcast in Scotland WUB.
I've certainly never seen it before.

feather wrote: It's a pretty obscure programme, but it was featured years ago on Fantasy Football. There is loads of it on Youtube.

You have to have little Milky Bars for comparison, so that you can feel special those times when you should be buying the bairns shoes, but instead, blow the dosh on...



*drools*

They taste superior to these..

...and are the better purchase because they make you contented, whereas the children will immediately jump in mud and kick stuff if you give them shoes.

mikey mikey wrote:
I would have got that question wrong on the christmas table quiz.

"Known as Comrade Bala, he is believed to have set up the "Workers' Institute of Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong Thought" or "Brixton Institute", a Maoist order, which operated a bookshop and a meeting place out of a squat in south London."

I'm glad everyone is accounted for.

Reptired wrote:
But they're not, are they?

Cos you edited my post to omit the last part
mikey mikey wrote:
Why did you omit that part, if it wasn't to deceive and misrepresent?

mikey mikey wrote:
I included the part I was commenting on, fap way son.
It's not clear to me who you are calling a loon btw, mao, marx, lenin, the communists keeping slaves in london, me or the writer of the huffy post article, I don't actually care though, just to be clear.

I am genuinely interested in what you think the differences between your political belief system and marxism are though.

Reptired wrote:
I don't believe in slavery, only the left/right paradigm relies on servitude to authority.

oioioi wrote:
If you mean slavery is wrong/irrational, I would agree (it does actually exist in many forms though).
The left/right paradigm though I would say is only one effect of "servitude to authority" though as you put it.
It's based on a psychological problem, or many psychological problems, I mean you can have the same problem manifesting as other Religions, Catholicism/Christianity had a lot of the world enslaved for a long time.
All Religions are based on false authority, most families, most "educational" institutions and so on.

That's why I am @political

Reptired wrote:
You clipped short my comment when you quoted. Why was that?

Is it because you wanted to create a strawman?

If you don't know the difference between an authoritarian iconoclast and an anarcho-syndicalist with a dash of liberation theology then I invite you to find out.