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Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 18:22 #1

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I was looking for a bike on Craig's List recently and came across an ad for a bow in my hometown. The dude selling the bow has a loooooonnnnggggg list of items he wants as well. He totally preparing for Dooms Day if you read the list. The funny part is toward the bottom of the list. As far as his "wants" go, it's a "one of these things is not like the other" kinda thing.

Can you see why I'm laughing? :killinme:

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I kinda want to meet this dude. He's either extremely cool :cool: or batshit crazy! :loco:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 18:33 #2

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Incredible Hulk Statue :killinme:

I'm betting on bat-shit crazy.
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 18:38 #3

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:scare: :rl: :chuckle:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 18:59 #4

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:scratch: :rant: :fraid: :bounce: :dodge: :uzi: :wtcslap:

Guess what is my guess.. Haha... Damn. Incredible hulk statue? The list he has sounds like something somebody would like to own in Fallout universe... With the hulk statue included!
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 19:11 #5

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I showed my boss and he suggested that maybe he wants to mount the statue on his armored vehicle. :dunno:

I guess his apocalyptic vision is a bit Mad Max. I think I lean toward a Red Dawn scenario...always figured I'd head for the hills! :)
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 19:25 #6

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Yea, Mad Max, goes well into same category with fallout... :D

Living in a world like that, well, would be a adventure at least.
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 08 Jun 2012 19:36 #7

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For a few seconds at least! :ar: :hide:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 09 Jun 2012 04:37 #8

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K-Bone wrote:
I was looking for a bike on Craig's List recently and came across an ad for a bow in my hometown. The dude selling the bow has a loooooonnnnggggg list of items he wants as well. He totally preparing for Dooms Day if you read the list. The funny part is toward the bottom of the list. As far as his "wants" go, it's a "one of these things is not like the other" kinda thing.

Can you see why I'm laughing? :killinme:

atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/spo/3002443984.html

He had me at the Snapper riding mower. :hug:
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I kinda want to meet this dude. He's either extremely cool :cool: or batshit crazy! :loco:

Something tells me that you'd be putting lotion on the skin and doing what you're told.... :umm:

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 13 Jun 2012 20:58 #9

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Awesome, Phem...and true! :O
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 13 Jun 2012 21:06 #10

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K-Bone wrote:
I was looking for a bike on Craig's List recently and came across an ad for a bow in my hometown. The dude selling the bow has a loooooonnnnggggg list of items he wants as well. He totally preparing for Dooms Day if you read the list. The funny part is toward the bottom of the list. As far as his "wants" go, it's a "one of these things is not like the other" kinda thing.

Can you see why I'm laughing? :killinme:

atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/spo/3002443984.html

I kinda want to meet this dude. He's either extremely cool :cool: or batshit crazy! :loco:

'Kin 'ell K-Bone...you found Cathar!! :killinme: :killinme:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 13 Jun 2012 21:19 #11

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 13 Jun 2012 22:51 #12

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K-Bone wrote:
I was looking for a bike on Craig's List recently and came across an ad for a bow in my hometown. The dude selling the bow has a loooooonnnnggggg list of items he wants as well. He totally preparing for Dooms Day if you read the list. The funny part is toward the bottom of the list. As far as his "wants" go, it's a "one of these things is not like the other" kinda thing.

Can you see why I'm laughing? :killinme:

atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/spo/3002443984.html

I kinda want to meet this dude. He's either extremely cool :cool: or batshit crazy! :loco:

'Kin 'ell K-Bone...you found Cathar!! :killinme: :killinme:

"Also requesting life-size cardboard cutout of Clif High, and solar powered netbook to be guided by the webbots when everything crumbles."
:chuckle:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 13 Jun 2012 23:16 #13

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Mrindigo wrote:
"Also requesting life-size cardboard cutout of Clif High, and solar powered netbook to be guided by the webbots when everything crumbles."
:chuckle:

I bet he's got those life-sized cardboard cut-outs all throughout his house!! :chuckle:

One in the kitchen in a "Kiss The ChefBot" apron baking little doomsday gingerbread men (with broken arms & legs due to the fallout) and one in the bathroom having a nice hot shower, maybe a couple out in the backyard putting up a volleyball net (cuz you KNOW when the world's a burning cinders that nothing says "I told ya so" like a hot, sexy end-of-the-world game of volleyball!! SPIKE!!!) and of course one with his legs coming out of the fireplace because even when the world is no more: You just can't cancel Christmas!!!! :rofl:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 14 Jun 2012 07:26 #14

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I didn't know Snapper made riding mowers.
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 14 Jun 2012 10:35 #15

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phemohilia wrote:
Mrindigo wrote:
"Also requesting life-size cardboard cutout of Clif High, and solar powered netbook to be guided by the webbots when everything crumbles."
:chuckle:

I bet he's got those life-sized cardboard cut-outs all throughout his house!! :chuckle:

One in the kitchen in a "Kiss The ChefBot" apron baking little doomsday gingerbread men (with broken arms & legs due to the fallout) and one in the bathroom having a nice hot shower, maybe a couple out in the backyard putting up a volleyball net (cuz you KNOW when the world's a burning cinders that nothing says "I told ya so" like a hot, sexy end-of-the-world game of volleyball!! SPIKE!!!) and of course one with his legs coming out of the fireplace because even when the world is no more: You just can't cancel Christmas!!!! :rofl:


Hehehee!!! :rofl:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 14 Jun 2012 15:40 #16

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I didn't know Snapper made riding mowers.

Right? And would he decline a John Deere mower?
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I also thought it was funny that he listed "laser toenail treatment". :chuckle:
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 15 Jun 2012 16:18 #18

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I also thought it was funny that he listed "laser toenail treatment". :chuckle:

One cannot possibly go into the post apocalyptic era with unsightly toenail fungus, what would the neighbors think?

BTW, speaking of tanks, have you guys seen the vid where a guy drives his mini tank through a hamburger restaurant drive-thru ? I'll look for it. Oh, he later shoots up stuff too, it's fun. :P

Found it......
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 15 Jun 2012 16:26 #19

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Lmao! :killinme:

Great vid! I wanna go for a ride! And a cheeseburger! :D
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 15 Jun 2012 22:16 #20

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phemohilia wrote:
Mrindigo wrote:
"Also requesting life-size cardboard cutout of Clif High, and solar powered netbook to be guided by the webbots when everything crumbles."
:chuckle:

I bet he's got those life-sized cardboard cut-outs all throughout his house!! :chuckle:

One in the kitchen in a "Kiss The ChefBot" apron baking little doomsday gingerbread men (with broken arms & legs due to the fallout) and one in the bathroom having a nice hot shower, maybe a couple out in the backyard putting up a volleyball net (cuz you KNOW when the world's a burning cinders that nothing says "I told ya so" like a hot, sexy end-of-the-world game of volleyball!! SPIKE!!!) and of course one with his legs coming out of the fireplace because even when the world is no more: You just can't cancel Christmas!!!! :rofl:

*imagines Cathar taking notes* "Legs coming out of the fireplace... Why didn't I think of that?!"
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