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Re: Funny Classified Ad 15 Jun 2012 23:46 #21

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Coco wrote:

BTW, speaking of tanks, have you guys seen the vid where a guy drives his mini tank through a hamburger restaurant drive-thru ?

I'll see your drive-thru coco and raise you another :spliff:

Never fails to make me laugh. I have an abundance of respect for this man :cool:


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Re: Funny Classified Ad 16 Jun 2012 00:28 #22

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psketti wrote:
Coco wrote:

BTW, speaking of tanks, have you guys seen the vid where a guy drives his mini tank through a hamburger restaurant drive-thru ?

I'll see your drive-thru coco and raise you another :spliff:

Never fails to make me laugh. I have an abundance of respect for this man :cool:




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Re: Funny Classified Ad 16 Jun 2012 02:27 #23

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psketti wrote:
Coco wrote:

BTW, speaking of tanks, have you guys seen the vid where a guy drives his mini tank through a hamburger restaurant drive-thru ?

I'll see your drive-thru coco and raise you another :spliff:

Never fails to make me laugh. I have an abundance of respect for this man :cool:




Bwahahaha! That was righteous!!!

I did a short stint at McD's in late 2007 when I first came to Texas looking for work. There was no criminal background check (no kidding), no resume required and they even said that new hires had to take a food safety class to receive a food safety class state issued card - never went to any class, never received any card.

They put me on the cash register to take orders because they felt I had the personality. I also made gallons of coffee a day, iced coffees, made french fries, hash browns, chicken nuggets, cleaned the soda fountain area, the dining area, carrying trays, the counters, got stock from the basement and the freezer. Not an easy job for a life long desk jockey.

I hated it, it wasn't for me, but it was a job.

As far as the fun public image.....well, apathy rules toward employees IMO.

I now think it's a great job to teach young people the value of job responsibility and hard work, but it's no career. I think some people work there as a stepping stone to other things - some not.

Overall, McD's is the great portrait of uncaring, factory-like corporatacracy, and the entity deserves what that man dished them.
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 16 Jun 2012 20:43 #24

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 14:51 #25

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Ha! I know what the word means where you are. I can't believe they put that in a telly ad!! Corporate British Isles is really spinnin' it! :facepalm:





(over here that word means 'bum')
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 16:45 #26

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Coco wrote:
Ha! I know what the word means where you are. I can't believe they put that in a telly ad!! Corporate British Isles is really spinnin' it! :facepalm:





(over here that word means 'bum')

Yeah I know girl. ;)

Makes for a great advert over here though.... to me anyway :D
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 17:11 #27

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 17:15 #28

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All other adverts can just sit there in awe of this masterclass!


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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 17:30 #29

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 17:31 #30

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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 17:59 #31

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I suppose it helps while away a few hours on a slow day eh?

How long was he banged up for?
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 17 Jun 2012 21:54 #32

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hes dead lol
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 18 Jun 2012 22:34 #33

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Coco wrote:
psketti wrote:
Coco wrote:

BTW, speaking of tanks, have you guys seen the vid where a guy drives his mini tank through a hamburger restaurant drive-thru ?

I'll see your drive-thru coco and raise you another :spliff:

Never fails to make me laugh. I have an abundance of respect for this man :cool:




Bwahahaha! That was righteous!!!


Fucken LOOOLLLL!!!

:killinme: :killinme: :killinme: :killinme: :killinme:

Can you imagine working at maccyd's that day ? ROFLMFAO!!

Him reselling the burgers was just quality, LMFAO!!
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 18 Jun 2012 23:18 #34

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:spliff: ... it's class.
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Re: Funny Classified Ad 21 Jun 2012 16:19 #35

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KILLDOZR :axe: :axe:

OK men, you need to shoot at him in the rear and low, like a Sherman; but the guy may have already prepared for that. Next! Land a special trooper or two upon the vehicle, aim automatic weapons in the peep holes and fire. The bullets will bounce around again and again, making for inescapable carnage.

Or release venomous snakes in the peep holes.
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Banned adverts.... not funny but going in this thread anyway.

This one was apparently just banned this week.




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Funny Classified Ad 29 Apr 2013 21:55 #37

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In recent years the term "classified advertising" or "classified ads" has expanded from merely the sense of print advertisements in periodicals to include similar types of advertising on computer services, radio, and even television, particularly cable television but occasionally broadcast television as well, with the latter occurring typically very early in the morning hours...



In Internet culture, the 1% rule or the 90–9–1 principle (sometimes also presented as 89:10:1 ratio) reflects a hypothesis that more people will lurk in a virtual community than will participate. This term is often used to refer to participation inequality in the context of the Internet...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classified_advertising
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When Charley and the boy did the right thing, they were rewarded with something for the boy and a fish for Charley, which he ate rapidly. However, on other occasions, Charley suffered the consequences of doing the wrong thing (e.g., in Charley's Tea Party he pulled a tablecloth and a teapot fell on him and scalded him).

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