pheony wrote:
G'day Pheony.

Reminds me of a Rodney Rude joke ...

I went to the doctors the other day. The doctor asked me, "How's your sex life Rodney?"

I said, "How should I know, it takes so much blood to pump this sucker every time I get a hard on I pass out."

Thanks for the OP Ab's got a good laugh out of that.

See, this is where i kind of cant laugh... I just feel sorry for the guy... poor dear... nobody will let him near their holes, male or female... guinness book of records might pay him a measly sum, he dont wanna do porn, ( good for him) ...it is just not good for him at all, who would wanna change place with him? ( unless you had a diff mentality, then u could cash in, bigtime) I just feel sorry for him.

I came here for laughs, and i aint laffin!!!!
time to find another thread!

Poor fellow can only DREAM of having an average size knob lol shouldnt laugh really.

This sort of story just helps to normalise being frisked in airports (and elsewhere) - Definitely not laughing at THAT.

Steevo wrote:
yep, i agree, and this story has to get away from the normalise groping at airports,etc. it aint normal for anyone to be groped/frisked/ etc... and body-scanned.

oh jeez, we brought the thread down. but the truth is the truth, airport gropers hassling anyone, let alone this poor guy... GET OUT !

someone move me and steevo's posts or change the subject back to funny

lol CC I did TRY to keep the thread funny (see my first paragraph), but I failed, I just KNEW that those paragraphs were in the wrong order

CC and Steevo...

Will you both kindly piss off out of my "funny" thread? Fuck sake...

In all honesty, I posted it for the reasons irre identified earlier, in that it is just bizarre and ridiculous that we allow these things to go on. Perhaps it's just my sense of humour, but I find myself laughing at things like this, cos if I weren't, I'd be crying.

Plus, it was in the Sun and I'm not about to dirty up normal threads with tat like that.

I read the story and naturally had to do an image search on said 'concealed weapon'

That thing could do some serious damage!!

I hope they charged him for extra 'baggage'

Ab Origine wrote:
Sorry Ab

Steevo wrote:

The problem is,its pencil thin

hahaha a biological threat. I'm gonna have to remember that one!

wake_up_bomb wrote:
Perhaps he can't ''get wood'' on demand. The ability to get wood on demand is an essential requirement for male porn stars, more important than any other factor.

So I'm told...

diamondgeezer wrote:

count me out. i usually can't even pee when theres too many blokes at the urinal haha

bobster wrote:


There's always the cubicle of course....but if you go in there for a piss, all the blokes at the urinals think you've got something to hide...

diamondgeezer wrote:

they'd be right! just like the drunken speech my mate gave at my mates sons christening. he started off with "i wish i had a 12 inch cock instead of this big bastard"

the room then went silent as everyone looked at each other lol

I don't think I'd like all that extra baggage, tbh. I am a fan of short-shorts and I imagine something that long would make the wearing of such garments nigh on impossible.