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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 14:18 #41

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Just heard Jack Dee tell this joke so don't shoot the messenger :spliff:


What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?


One will make your day.

The other will make your whole week.

Are you sure that's what he said? Maybe it was 'hole weak'. :conf:

See, now that's just distasteful.

I judge you. :coffee:

Well that's the English language for you it's open to interpretation all the bloody time. :roll:

Maybe JD will pop in a clear that little mystery up for us. :chuckle:

How do you know he's not here already? :secret:



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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 20:42 #42

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psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
Frog wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
Frog wrote:
psketti wrote:
Just heard Jack Dee tell this joke so don't shoot the messenger :spliff:


What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?


One will make your day.

The other will make your whole week.

Are you sure that's what he said? Maybe it was 'hole weak'. :conf:

See, now that's just distasteful.

I judge you. :coffee:

Well that's the English language for you it's open to interpretation all the bloody time. :roll:

Maybe JD will pop in a clear that little mystery up for us. :chuckle:

How do you know he's not here already? :secret:



I am, Jack Dee.

I KNEW IT!!

That would explain why you never post pics of yourself and there is this heavy sexual tension that expresses itself as hatred between us.

Good cover pretending to be a yorkshire/scottish mum...I never would have guessed.
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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 20:50 #43

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Ab Origine wrote:
I KNEW IT!!

That would explain why you never post pics of yourself and there is this heavy sexual tension that expresses itself as hatred between us.

:pmsl: ... fuck me, that's funny.


And nobody posts pictures of themselves so why you just on my case? Eh? :hmm:
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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 20:52 #44

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psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
I KNEW IT!!

That would explain why you never post pics of yourself and there is this heavy sexual tension that expresses itself as hatred between us.

:pmsl: ... fuck me, that's funny.


And nobody posts pictures of themselves so why you just on my case? Eh? :hmm:

...err, paranoia WILL destroy ya.
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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 20:55 #45

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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 22:05 #46

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Hahahaahaahaahaalolololooolllolo!!! :rofl: :killinme: :marx: :clap:

To that boxing video... Haha, that's hilarious... That guy got seriously his ass handed to him. And the other guy is just freely flailing towards the soldier guy.

Idiots like that who know absolutely zero things about blocking, should not go even close to any martial art... I mean this guy is an complete idiot, he's got openings everywhere, totally no idea about what he's doing.

Probably stoned :sorry:
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Re: just funny.... 24 May 2012 23:33 #47

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Hmph... Not stoned, just tired.. :D
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 00:56 #48

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What the hell's going on in Ireland?!!




Jesus Facepalm
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 01:12 #49

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:pmsl:

Jedward... :facepalm:

Such an odd pair :D
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 01:31 #50

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Coco wrote:
What the hell's going on in Ireland?!!

It's bad enough being Jedward, but imagine being a backing singer on a Jedward song.

I'd start signing on again if I had to stoop to that.
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 01:53 #51

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Coco wrote:
What the hell's going on in Ireland?!!




Jesus Facepalm

It's like Vanilla ice has been spliced with Justin Beiber and a Dyson vacuum... What am I watching?! I can't 'unsee' this now, Coco! :suicide:

:D
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 02:44 #52

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Oh dear Indie, I should have warned you as I warned Jhado: Do not watch the Eurovision contest! My brains have been irreversibly jangled.

Quick, watch this! It's the medicine you gave me a while back. :)



If they would have let me, I would have voted for Haddy's performance.
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 03:34 #53

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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 04:01 #54

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I couldn't watch the Eurovision ever!

I did sit though this :usa: cheesefest ages ago though.

I hear you ask ....

Q: Is it a parody?
A: Nope, this was for real.

Q: Why did they waterboard Khalid Sheikh Mohammed 183 times when they had this up their sleeve?
A: Even Cheney wouldn't claim this was anything but barbaric torture!




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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 04:28 #55

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feather wrote:
I couldn't watch the Eurovision ever!

I did sit though this :usa: cheesefest ages ago though.

I hear you ask ....

Q: Is it a parody?
A: Nope, this was for real.

Q: Why did they waterboard Khalid Sheikh Mohammed 183 times when they had this up their sleeve?
A: Even Cheney wouldn't claim this was anything but barbaric torture!




:cry:

Good god, that was horrible! Worse than We Are the World!

Quick! errrrr I must find something, SOMETHING......I don't know what but I'll find it soon!
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Re: just funny.... 27 May 2012 19:48 #56

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Coco wrote:
Oh dear Indie, I should have warned you as I warned Jhado: Do not watch the Eurovision contest! My brains have been irreversibly jangled.

Quick, watch this! It's the medicine you gave me a while back. :)



If they would have let me, I would have voted for Haddy's performance.


That's just what I needed! I'm feeling electronic and super sonic now. 5, 4, 3, 1...OFF BLAST! :bounce: :clap:
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Re: just funny.... 06 Jun 2012 05:34 #57

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Come my friends, let's enjoy some piano lounge music:
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 16:53 #58

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Hi guys,

I thought this was video clip was neat and funny, and might be useful in the future. :D
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 21:18 #59

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psketti wrote:
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I KNEW IT!!

That would explain why you never post pics of yourself and there is this heavy sexual tension that expresses itself as hatred between us.

:pmsl: ... fuck me, that's funny.


And nobody posts pictures of themselves so why you just on my case? Eh? :hmm:

There's one of me on this here forum!

And where's wub gone?
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 21:48 #60

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oioioi wrote:

There's one of me on this here forum!

And where's wub gone?

Where? WHERE??!!!
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