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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 22:38 #61

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Where indeed has WUB gone? Someone with his email could do the honours just to see he's alright... :cool2:
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 22:46 #62

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Ab Origine wrote:
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There's one of me on this here forum!

And where's wub gone?

Where? WHERE??!!!

Honestly?

Can't remember :chuckle:

It was a Bernard Manningesque reference to my ex-wife that lead to it, that's all I remember.
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 23:02 #63

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oioioi wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
oioioi wrote:

There's one of me on this here forum!

And where's wub gone?

Where? WHERE??!!!

Honestly?

Can't remember :chuckle:

It was a Bernard Manningesque reference to my ex-wife that lead to it, that's all I remember.

You big tease...
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Re: just funny.... 21 Jun 2012 23:06 #64

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Found it!

It appears to have been a thread killer!

Happy hunting :P
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Re: just funny.... 22 Jun 2012 13:45 #65

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Re: just funny.... 22 Jun 2012 19:17 #66

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Frog wrote:

You avvin a dig, frog? :hmm:

Actually...that is kinda me at Brighton. :umm:
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Re: just funny.... 22 Jun 2012 22:41 #67

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I thought you might appreciate a little taste of summer. :chuckle:
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just funny.... 29 Apr 2013 22:22 #68

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just funny.... 29 Apr 2013 22:23 #69

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The scientific name Leontopodium is a Latin adaptation of Greek leontopódion (λεοντοπόδιον) "lion's paw"...

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just funny.... 29 Apr 2013 22:35 #70

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Your Mam and Dad were having a real Barney last night...

Barney RTRP8 KI


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Icke claims vindication for his views from a number of indisputable facts:



That the royal family, George Bush, the Rothschild family and other wealthy people he claims are evil slobbering shapeshifting reptiles have not come forward for blood tests.

He claims that Prince Charles uses his large ears as a communication device to communicate with his reptilian brethren on Sirius 6 in the Aformsa galaxy.

That no-one has tried to debunk Icke's well-researched claims except for "obvious purveyors of disinformation...

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Ballistic Bob, man gets very angry when things don't go his way...
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just funny.... 29 Apr 2013 23:12 #73

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Icke claims vindication for his views from a number of indisputable facts:



He claims that Prince Charles uses his large ears as a communication device to communicate with his reptilian brethren on Sirius 6 in the Aformsa galaxy.


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just funny.... 29 Apr 2013 23:33 #74

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"But David, surely you've just ripped off the plot of the 80s mini-series V ? "

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just funny.... 30 Apr 2013 22:19 #75

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"The hierarchy of everything in my life has always bothered me," Allen said in 1998. "I'm bothered by power. People, whoever they might be, whether it's the government, or the policeman in the uniform, or the man on the door - they still irk me a bit. From school, from the first nun that belted me.

'People used to think of the nice sweet little ladies ... they used to knock the fuck out of you, in the most cruel way that they could. They'd find bits of your body that were vulnerable to intense pain - grabbing you by the ear, or by the nose, and lift you, and say 'Don't cry!' It's very hard not to cry. I mean, not from emotion, but pain. The priests were the same. And I sit and watch politicians with great cynicism, total cynicism."

"I just realised it was crazy spending so much money on killing myself. It would have been cheaper to hire the Jackal to do the job."



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just funny.... 30 Apr 2013 22:49 #76

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Do Not Press Button


Classic examples of reverse psychology in popular culture include a large, bright red button with a sign next to it saying "do not push"..



The Looney Tunes are also well known for using such "bright red button" gags...according to Marvin Minsky, a cognitive scientist and expert on artificial intelligence who advised Kubrick on the Hal 9000 computer and other aspects of the movie. Kubrick scrapped the idea of using the tetrahedron as a visitor who saw footage of it did not recognize what it was and he did not want anything in the movie regular people did not understand...

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Allen lost the top of his left forefinger above the middle knuckle, after catching it in a machine cog. However, he enjoyed telling many differing stories as to how that happened and this became a minor part of his act. One version was that his brother John had surprised him by snapping his jaw shut when they were children, resulting in him biting it off. Another was that it was done deliberately to avoid National Service. A further explanation he gave on his programme Dave Allen at Large was that he often stuck his finger in his whisky glass and it had been eaten away by "strong drink". He also said the cause was repeated brushing down the dust from his suit with his hand causing the finger to be worn away.When he was a boy, he and his friends would go see a cowboy movie at the local cinema, then come out all ready to play "Cowboys and Indians". Staring down at his truncated finger, he would mutter, "I had a sawn-off shotgun."



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The Kamikaze (神風?=, literally: "God wind"; common translation: "Divine wind")..

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In 1909 he married the poet Frances Darwin, daughter of Francis Darwin and granddaughter of Charles Darwin — she became known under her married name...

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