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Cockneys 11 Jan 2013 21:23 #1

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After an encounter with a 'geezer' today I've had this on my mind since. :D



And then I remembered this one.



Half of my relatives are just like that. Bless 'em.
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Last Edit: 11 Jan 2013 22:07 by hugorune. Reason: eeenglish
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Cockneys 12 Jan 2013 00:22 #2

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I love cockney :D

What kind of encounter did you have? :cool:
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Cockneys 12 Jan 2013 00:58 #3

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Forget yesterday. It has already forgotten you.
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Cockneys 12 Jan 2013 01:02 #4

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Cockney white van man...
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Cockneys 12 Jan 2013 01:22 #5

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psketti wrote:
I love cockney :D

What kind of encounter did you have? :cool:

It was probably more of an encahntah :D Or maybe an encoun'ah :D Or even an en'can'a :chuckle: or an encounTAH! :D

It could've been one of them... :chuckle:
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Cockneys 12 Jan 2013 21:27 #6

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psketti wrote:
I love cockney :D

What kind of encounter did you have? :cool:

Cockney Dave the artic driver delivered some timber to my work. I know he's called Cockney Dave because the sign in his cab window says so. ;)

He's very 'Oi Oi! Awite my son!', and he says facking a lot, and every time I chat with him I can't help but throw in a couple of muppets and slags. He's a nice guy, for an Arsenal fan. :)
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Mr. Wolf wrote:
psketti wrote:
I love cockney :D

What kind of encounter did you have? :cool:

It was probably more of an encahntah :D Or maybe an encoun'ah :D Or even an en'can'a :chuckle: or an encounTAH! :D

It could've been one of them... :chuckle:

Encahntah is correct! The first h is optional to some schools of thought but being a traditionalist I always include it.
:D
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Cockneys 13 Jan 2013 13:23 #8

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:D
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Cockneys 13 Jan 2013 15:16 #9

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Hehehe I'm a cockney arsenal fan you bunch of muppet slags.
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Cockneys 13 Jan 2013 22:27 #10

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dantesrevival wrote:
Hehehe I'm a cockney arsenal fan you bunch of muppet slags.

Somebody get this man a badge :psketti:
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Cockneys 14 Jan 2013 00:00 #11

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Leave it aaht, you slag :roll:
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Cockneys 14 Jan 2013 08:10 #12

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psketti wrote:
dantesrevival wrote:
Hehehe I'm a cockney arsenal fan you bunch of muppet slags.

Somebody get this man a badge :psketti:

Cockney Inside Button Badge P145753937530391856en872 210


:)
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Cockneys 14 Jan 2013 16:29 #13

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YOU PRAAANNIT!

YOU DOUGHNUT!

YOU PILCHARD!

Is that cockney lingo?
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Cockneys 15 Jan 2013 22:04 #14

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hugorune wrote:
psketti wrote:
dantesrevival wrote:
Hehehe I'm a cockney arsenal fan you bunch of muppet slags.

Somebody get this man a badge :psketti:

Cockney Inside Button Badge P145753937530391856en872 210


:)

:hi:

Where can I get me one of those?

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Cockneys 15 Jan 2013 22:10 #15

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Ab Origine wrote:
hugorune wrote:
psketti wrote:
dantesrevival wrote:
Hehehe I'm a cockney arsenal fan you bunch of muppet slags.

Somebody get this man a badge :psketti:

Cockney Inside Button Badge P145753937530391856en872 210


:)

:hi:

Where can I get me one of those?

:hypo:

Here ya go. :)

www.zazzle.co.uk/cockney_inside_button_badge-145753937530391856
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Cockneys 23 Jan 2013 19:28 #16

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psketti wrote:
I love cock down to knees :D

What kind of encounter did you have? :cool:

Im quite shocked at that statement :O :P :emb: :spank:
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Cockneys 23 Jan 2013 19:31 #17

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humanspirit wrote:
YOU PRAAANNIT!

YOU DOUGHNUT!

YOU PILCHARD!

Is that cockney lingo?

your a fucking melt
A ching
oats and barley or just oats
plate, as in love to plate that :D
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Cockneys 23 Jan 2013 20:22 #18

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entrangermercenary1 wrote:
humanspirit wrote:
YOU PRAAANNIT!

YOU DOUGHNUT!

YOU PILCHARD!

Is that cockney lingo?

your a fucking melt
A ching
oats and barley or just oats
plate, as in love to plate that :D

I know of someone they call 'the melt' but I've never been able to figure out what it means. Do you know?
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Cockneys 23 Jan 2013 22:00 #19

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Ab Origine wrote:
entrangermercenary1 wrote:
humanspirit wrote:
YOU PRAAANNIT!

YOU DOUGHNUT!

YOU PILCHARD!

Is that cockney lingo?

your a fucking melt
A ching
oats and barley or just oats
plate, as in love to plate that :D

I know of someone they call 'the melt' but I've never been able to figure out what it means. Do you know?

Well Abs it come from football firms, melt as in icecream melt =run away , disappear
oats and barley=charley=coke
a ching = a fiver
Plate = :lick:
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Cockneys 24 Jan 2013 15:52 #20

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entrangermercenary1 wrote:

Well Abs it come from football firms, melt as in icecream melt =run away , disappear
oats and barley=charley=coke
a ching = a fiver
Plate = :lick:

Thank you sex-pot but I'm still none the wiser. I might just ask the cunt.
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