BROKEN BRITIAN UNDER TORIES – NEW
GOVERNMENT SCHEME
Due to the current financial situation
caused by the slowdown in the economy,
Parliament has decided to implement a
scheme to put workers of 50 years of age
and above on early, mandatory
retirement, thus creating jobs and
reducing
unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE
(Retire Aged People
Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply
to the government
to be considered for the SHAFT program
(Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and
SHAFTED will be reviewed
under the SCREW program (System
Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED
twice and SCREWED as
many times as Parliament deems
appropriate.


www.brokenbritainundertories.com/

humanspirit wrote:
Lol!!!! *sigh*

I don't know whether to laugh or cry....

I have reported you to The Ministry of Justice, HS, for poking fun at my beloved gubment.

Expect a firm knock at your door any minute.

I've given them your facebook page and everything...

Ab Origine wrote:
HeHeHe