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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 17:33 #1

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Every now and then, the advertising companys get it just right :pmsl:
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 18:05 #2

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Who wouldn't swap a kid for a kitten? No brainer. :)


I'm gonna take to opportunity to show another example of how those nasty advertising folk can make us laugh. Well, me at least.
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 18:09 #3

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:pmsl:


:D


*goes off to remember more funny ones*
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 18:09 #4

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Last one that made me literally lol...
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 18:18 #5

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oioioi wrote:
Last one that made me literally lol...


Weetabix from the 90s.
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 19:38 #6

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Tango Ads
Classy "WTF" abounds in every one of them. :D
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 20:40 #7

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Funny. As. Fuck :pmsl:
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 20:47 #8

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psketti wrote:



Funny. As. Fuck :pmsl:

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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 20:56 #9

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Pffft :D

edit - ITs the woman. She makes me laugh everytime :D
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 21:16 #10

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Those are just to silly a little more cerebral if you don't mind-
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 21:38 #11

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psketti wrote:



Funny. As. Fuck :pmsl:

Kind of reminds me of being banjoed on mdma. :D
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Funny advert 27 Feb 2013 21:57 #12

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hugorune wrote:
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Funny. As. Fuck :pmsl:

Kind of reminds me of being banjoed on mdma. :D

That maybe explains a few things :D
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 03:30 #13

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feather wrote:
Tango Ads
Classy "WTF" abounds in every one of them. :D


That one with the orange, legless thing in the kilt freaks me out. DON'T NOBODY POST IT, PLEASE. It freaks me out almost as much as those horrible pink things in 'Labyrinth' that can take their heads off.

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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 03:53 #14

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Since the fake bake tanning thing took off many, many "orange, legless things in the kilts" can be seen around Edinburgh on saturday nights, usually on stag or hen doo's.

S'not pretty. :facepalm:
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 03:59 #15

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Now look here:



Completely useless 'product' but I would actually buy it just because of this ad. I don't even have carpet.
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 08:24 #16

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Ab Origine wrote:
Now look here:



Completely useless 'product' but I would actually buy it just because of this ad. I don't even have carpet.

I issued a fatwa on that woman years ago. I'd be surprised if she was still alive.
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 12:18 #17

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Has to be the fuji film advert,
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Simple but effective. :D
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Dafuq did I just watch? :chuckle:
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