I do like Malibu.

My blood pressure's high though, so I'd probably wipe myself out if I had a good binge.

Had my 3 month maul about at the hospital on Monday, & they're now sending me appointments for another MRI scan & a bone scan (in connection with the parathyroid problem) and a needle biopsy on one of my thyroids.

It's no wonder I feel like a knock-kneed knackered old nose-bag!

You'll have to neck all the Malibu, Abs.

Gilly wrote:
Aha, that explains your lack of binge posting this week

I suspected work had made you work all week and that was why you had the hump with us.

Not sure what a 3 month maul about entails (is it something to do with married life?) but you've clearly not had your best week this year.

I'm well stocked up on my Greek 'moonshine' if I can tempt you....

oioioi wrote:
I've not got the hump! How very dare you!?!

I've changed jobs last week, & this employer doesn't let you play on the internet like the last one did. So I've not been able to get on here so much.

The mauling's just blood tests & stuff re excess calcium, indicating a dodgy parathyroid gland, but it makes you feel like your battery's leaking.

Greek moonshine sounds interesting. I wonder what it's like mixed with Malibu.

Sorry to hear you're not good just now gilly


Normal service will resume when you are

Cheers. I'm sure if I barricade the bedroom door, hence denying access to the world's worst snore-artist, I'd get a decent night's kip & feel invigorated.

Gilly wrote:
All the ladies in my hareem get their own, private sleeping-quarters, Gilly. They also get their own, private cock-lodger for a duration of their choosing.

I just need that signature...

Do I need to sign in blood. I'll go & slash someone if I do.

I knew Lesley's 'cock-lodger' would catch on here.

Gilly wrote:
Biro will do, though menstrual blood will get you room service or the blood of your first-born could wrangle you a larger room with en-suite.

Just sayin'. Abso-fuckin-lutely no pressure.

I am contractually obliged to say that last bit, but you know what I'm after.

I've no intention of asking what use you might have in mind for blood, as I am keen to avoid nightmares.

But for some (entirely illogical) reason, it made me remember a strange conversation years back with one of my sisters-in-law. She'd been told to use warm virgin oil to ease ear ache, and asked if this meant olive oil. We of course told her no, she'd have to ring out some virgins, and she replied in all seriousness that she didn't know any.

Ab Origine wrote:
I was never even asked

psketti wrote:
That'd be like Pepsi asking Coke to help them develop their top-secret and highly addictive 'special ingredients'.

And well you know it.

Plus, I'm in the business of souls, so what possible use would you be to me? DUH!

Goodnight all.

Gilly wrote:
Purely coincidental that were turning in at the same time.

Night.

Night gilly

And hugo

Ab Origine wrote:

Stop that banging...you're upsetting my ladies.

That's not a normal female climax?

I'm asking Abs this?

What has become of my wife?

Sometimes.

Apparently.

Tis fucked.