Gilly wrote:
Honestly, just quiet

hugorune wrote:
By the time he returns, we can make sure we have a list or he'll be disappoint.

Well it remained dark throughout the night and light didn't return until the early morning.

I don't know how he did it but I am sure I can find a way to pin it on triple-oi.


And I think my milk has gone off.

Oaf over the road sets his burglar alarm off every single time he goes in & out of his house. That's it. I'm going to steal his burglar alarm!

After the Thatcher nonsense I have occasionally pondered "who might deserve a state funeral as a thank you from a nation (and/or beyond)?"
I've concluded that David Attenborough would not only be deserving imo but I can't imagine any opposition to the idea.

Are you talking about the same David Attenobrough who's a front man for global warming / carbon emission propaganda?

Gilly wrote: Out Heretic, OUT!!



Apart from making us gawp in wonder and wow at the beauty of our wee blue cosmic dot, the man also comissioned; monty python, the old grey whistle test and the ascent of man when he was controller of bbc2.

The whistle test alone more than qualifies him for sainthood!!

(Don't even attempt to dispute that last fact because it has been proven by science and acknowledged as trufax by peer review.)

feather wrote:
He was also responsible for televising the snooker so he gets my vote too




en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker

Well I bet he's not entirely happy with you ordering him a state funeral - what with him being alive and all.

Pfffttt.... trivialities

Whatever is going on, I don't know because I don't read this forum, but .......

Hallucinations, the human mind, science and how everything connects to everything.

jhado wrote:
I think feather is planning to bump off Davie Attenborough.

If we grass him up there may well be a reward.

Yes, I read something the other day about how you're supposed to report suspicious things to the poice, Hugo. And as you say, there may be a reward.

Shaving my head. I've let my hair grow for the past few months and it's not looking great... I'm still thinning on top. I shall enjoy whipping the lot off, a good old number 1 all over
I look like a scruffy twat at the moment

Gilly wrote:
There's good scratch to be made grassing up domestic terrorists. I should compile a list from this forum. There are more than enough candidates for an expenses paid trip to Paddington Green.

irrepressible wrote:
Scruffy's good. Chicks dig the unkempt look.

Very true that

hugorune wrote:
I'll be happy to help you compile that list, Hugo, so long as you exclude me from it, naturally. I can probably get more dirt than you can, 'cause I'm much sneakier more persuasive.

Gilly wrote:

I wouldn't be so sure about that our Gilly.... there are many things I'd give up to hugo before I'd give 'em to you