Tell Mrs oi I hope she enjoy's her bacca.........

That is so fucking awesome.

Vul d berzdn wiya noggin vul a weed n ale

it did at one point start to drive me mad as I was driving around before. The amount of times i heard the word 'Christmas' must have been some form of record. Every other tune on every radio station was a christmas tune. It's mentioned in every set of adverts, and they're talking about christmas in between records. There's no escaping the power of Santa.
Still, smelly bud & loads of cider = happy boy!

hugorune wrote:
If you ask Uncle Nov nicely...

I fucked up a bit last time I added an emoticon.

Finally! All food prep done & cooking time-table calculated like a military operation.

Last of the wrapping finished & everything arranged round the tree.

Half a bottle of advocat dutifully swallowed during the process.
Thoroughly shagged (but only metaphorically speaking, more's the pity) and alarm set for 5.30am, when the oven needs to go on.

What a carry on!

Gilly wrote:
Advocat? You need one o' dese woman x x x

hugorune wrote: Hope it's gonna get added to the emoticons and called Oi...obviously!

@Gilly...I fell asleep in front of the telly. I've woken up with 4 more prezzy's my daughter told me I had to get as future in laws have bought for me!
So it was one of these.... double quick with 2 hours to spare! Luckily Asda had already reduced prices on stuff ready for Boxing Day! Bonus.
Anyway, sat here at midnight with a brew, starring at said presents thinking I'll wrap them up with my morning brew at 5.30am as we're (me and son)_ doing a day trip to Cheltenham for our christmas dinner with my girls!
So yeah...madness abounds...but I recon jhado gets the prize for this years madest christmas! A tiny bit of me is sooooo jealous!

hugorune wrote: I always listen to the Christmas Eve show. Can you imagine what a train wreck it would be if any other programme on the station - or those on many other stations - invited listeners into the studio?

oioioi wrote:

Watched them yet?

I saw TV today. How has Danny Dyer made a career as an actor? I have seen some bad fucking acting in Eastenders on the rare occasion that I've been forced to watch it (Phil Mitchell, I'm looking at you), but this guy really is fucking shit. If he's supposed to be saving the series they should start dismantling the set now.

This years tree topper, hand made (Blue Peter style) by myself as I've been doing for the last 22 years. There's been everything from Power Rangers to Bart Simpson - each one taking the spot for a few years at a time and all of them with flashing light eyes

The latest one was Kenny from South Park dressed as an angel but after seeing this picture I decided that Jesse Pinkman had to be my new one for the next few years to come

wake_up_bomb wrote:
There is no saving Eastenders. It has been shit for a long time & it's getting worse.

Space Bandit wrote: I haven’t seen Eastenders literally for 10 years, but yet as far as I could see half the cast is unchanged. Phil Mitchell, Ian Beale, David Wicks, his wife, that annoying ginger bint whose name escapes me, Janine, Shane fucking Ritchie, his tarty wife, I was half expecting Dirty Den to walk in.

Off to purchase an old dear's style shopping trolley now so that I can get my groceries from the markets without seperating arms from sockets, and hence avoid Asda from now on.

You can get some really snazzy shoppers these days...but a 100 thumbs up on a prospective new years resolution to avoid the 'corporations'!.....go girl! I'm trying to find a local farmers market.......

psketti wrote:
Aye. Great series but the last 3 episodes were milking it a bit!

Now we're deciding what to hit next....

american horror story is pretty sweet

Back to the grind-stone today. Very little grinding will be done though, I suspect.

Gilly wrote:
Same here.

Only for a couple of hours though. I've brought some twiglets and choccy biscuits to keep me company.