If it's not 5 O'clock the next time I check the time, I'm going to thump one of these boring bastards.

That triple chocolate chip cookie I've just eaten...that I probably shouldn't have. One can't get a six pack eating that shite
Was very nice though

Gilly wrote:
I wouldn't look at it yet then. Ages to go.
irrepressible wrote:
Nothing wrong with choccy treats, mate. Maybe you can put one between your knees and take a nibble each time you do a sit up. Keep fit with a choc reward.

Good idea hugo. Incentive to do more sit ups

Attn bigots.
When speaking online to a prospective date it might be an idea to avoid using words like 'paki' and 'rag head'. Especially if the chap you are chatting with has the words 'no bigots please. I don't do tabloid prejudice' clearly written on his profile.
And 'lol' at the end of every message? No one laughs out loud that much without being commited to an asylum for the mentally weak.
In fact, can you just put 'I am a bigot' in your profile to save any confusion.

irrepressible wrote:
I'm full of top tips.

I need a drink and it ain't even 830 am yet... where is it 5 pm at so I can pretend I am there

Well it's just gone half past 3 over here Stars That still might be a tad early though for alcohol based beverages

I'm thinking about the Lindt Excellence 90% Dark Chocolate that I forgot to buy this morning

Irr... as long as it is noon somewhere I think we're good to go

And you do not need the chocolate, your subconscious purposely forgot to buy it.

Well the chocolate is more medicinal Stars OH ffs! I forgot to buy me liquorice as well...that was also medicinal for health and well being and that

It's not for medicinal purposes and you know it. It doesn't have the amount of protein in it you need, but it has way too many calories. And if you're going with those wants being medicinal, than I am going with spiking my coffee being medicinal

Stick this in coffee and drink it

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquorice

It has health benefits...and also just happens to taste delicious I was actually going to use it to calm my stomach acid down a bit...thing is though, it's very moreish

The dark chocolate has benefits too, that is slightly less moreish

Eww... not unless it's been distilled, thank you much.

I didn't mean actually put it in your coffee it was a crummy play on the "stick this in your pipe and smoke it" thing

I'm not making a comment to that because it wouldn't be a clean comment

hugorune wrote:
Nice to see you're being suitably selective.

When people LOL too much I like to picture them drooling, and their eyeballs skittering about in their heads.

I've heard of people saying lol...when talking face to face It can't be true surely?

Tomorrow's meal...

I'm trying my hand at making Scouse Or something approaching Scouse...or at least Scouse-like This is a big step for me, a big step into the world of actual food.

I've bought;

Minced Lamb.
King Eddies.
Carrots
An Onion.
Garlic.
Oxo Lamb Stock Cubes.
Tomato Puree (not sure why...some vague memory of my step dad making scouse, might have been a secret ingredient, or maybe it's just my imagination, and it's the one thing that'll balls the whole thing up).

I'll have a crack, I'll give it a go. If it fails it'll be a waste of about £8.26

Should I buy beef stock or lamb stock?...

I'd like a live in chef/dietician Maybe I can manifest one, when we go 4d or 5d Why not just manifest the actual food? I'd rather it be cooked and prepared from scratch by a nice lady