It does not require many words to speak the truth. - Chief Joseph

sometimes beans on toast are brillant.......neil armstrong

My favorite and I believe that it's mine because I never heard it anywhere before is.

*No one loves your dog like you do*

Which means to me nobody will ever really care about you or whats yours like you do,this in my opinion is the case in life, so that quote popped in my head,I'm pretty sure someone somewhere has said it before.

feather wrote:
Wax crayons

I remember using those at school, one of the only implements I never could understand a proper use for, they were only good for snapping.

personally i love a box of crayola

I once shaved all my sons crayons and put them in tinfoill box and put them in them oven.....

I thought they just might, just have melted into a clourful explosion of wax that i could mould a giant crayon from.


This did not happen i just sort set fire to my oven

dawnbreak wrote:

I bet is stank too.

See my sig

I like the smell of crayons. I used to put them up my nose and leave them there for a bit.

I was a fan of peeling the paper of crayolas. I never liked using them though. I couldn't get any accuracy when colouring in. I much prefered felts, they were the ultimate colouring in impliments
I very often didn't actually finish a picture...I'd do half or three quarters then get bored and move on to another page. Some of the pictures were so shit as well, that was one of the reasons

I'll go and find some half remembered quote to see what it actually said I'm not brilliant at remembering them, I usually only get them half right

oioioi wrote:
Brilliant.......

“Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.” – Alejandro Jodorowsky

This one is good and very relevant.

Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts - Norman Petterson

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A. A. Milne

Opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

Awareness without action is worthless.
Dr. Phil McGraw

Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.

I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'

War does not determine who is right, only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

All good things comes to he who waits.