cuz its fun

I can't see the poll options

There are no options Oi, I demand hard and fast answers such as the one that Stars has so excellently offered

1. You're name is Richard?
2. You are in fact a detective?
3. It's better than being a cunt?

you should learn to be a proper dick though...much more fun to watch the reactions of perfectly good strangers or even people you know when you pull it off right

mikey mikey wrote:
By better you mean easier, I was born a bit of a dick, had to make the effort to be a cunt.

StarsChildren wrote:

StarsChildren wrote:
Whilst being slightly upset by that (cos I fort i was being a "proper dick" ), I can't help but be intrigued. Do you have any tips you can impart to a pseudo dick that may help him achieve proper dick status?

oioioi wrote:

not even close to what i meant... i ain't even got that appendage and I can piss ppl off and be a bigger dick than that ^ -- that was just annoying
i can't find a video that accurately shows how to be a dick... i'll be back later once i do...

Tyre cleaning products are sooooo expensive?
Sue has cancelled your WoW account because your brain is going to mush and coming out of your nose?
Ppl r postin freds in da rong 4umz?
Yer a smite moody git?
Your blanky is in the wash?
Da 50 refused your application to be a support officer/grass?

dubmeup wrote:
and you think i give two shits if that slightly upset your sensitive ass?
example one ^
i got better things to do than play nice because you can't pull off being a dick as well as the next pussy whipped whining chap getting it handed to him
example two^

TBag random people... both in public and private. urinate in public, moon people from your car as you go down the road (either while driving or someone else driving)... grope women at random... walk into a bar and sample other peoples drinks before purchasing ur own and then complain about the quality, do not leave a tip... when a woman asks u if "this makes my butt look big" answer "yes, it sure does, it looks less huge if you wear nothing"... when a woman begins to flirt with you, kindly tell her that unless she is offering free sex this second your not interested. yell at people who dont know you for no reason other than to be yelling because it feels good to scream at people.

that's just to start...give that a try... being a bigger dick tends to follow all on its own once you start doing the above daily

forgot the biggest dickish things you can do... when someone says no take it to mean yes, the louder they scream or harder they fight take that to mean they want it more. slap people for no reason, knee them for no reason other than they are pissing you off. forcefully detox someone, or at least force withdrawals on them by flushing their shit down the toilet and restraining them in a freezing cold shower until their shivering so bad their gonna pass out, then during the withdrawal hold onto them and make their nerve endings feel like their on fire and cause them pain cuz every second feels like your touch is burning them and pain shoots through their body.

now...in a dickly manner, let me know if u can be a true dick :p

feather wrote:

Homer Simpson: Why am I such a loser? Why?
Bart Simpson: Well, your father was a loser, and his father, and his father...it's genetic, man...D'oh!

Hey listen listen listen! LISTEN!

Says here you're not a dick.

Says here you're a dub.

mikey mikey wrote:
Dicks are better than cunts?

How have you arrived at that conclusion? Dicks are always just hanging about, shoving themselves into other people's business. And they've no manners at all. They point at people, quite rudely They trick you by looking comical, then act all turgid and uppity with little or no provocation..

And also, I think you'll find girls are better than boys - nah, nah-nah, nah, hah.

Gilly wrote:


That's not the kind of feminist rant I'm used to hearing when the C bomb explodes!

Gilly wrote:
The word cunt for me does not mean vagina. It means George Osbourne.

George Osbourne is not a vagina: he lacks the warmth and the depth

Nice new avatar Dub, you look like you've dropped a left handed guitar.