Am I the only one who eats too much when getting grub from the Chinese takeaway. I feel as big as a sofa Oh well its time to wash it all down with a beer or three Burp!

One thing I miss about Blighty is the eat all you can Chinese.

Your not alone

I order 2 or 3 meals , some do me for work next day or day after kind a thing .

Don't ya mean wash the beer down with a Chinese meal ?

I've drank 4 beers before I order

4 things in life I love are , tools , beer , food and fixing things

I've played with my tools all day long fixing things , had a few beers and it's time for some food ......................

inspire me ?

What country you posting from oioioi?

funnyday wrote:
No.

And I eat too much with Indian takeways as well!

funnyday wrote:
Greekland.

funnyday wrote: oioioi wrote:
What did you do which was so bad that you were banished there?

funnyday wrote:
MSG - Monosodium Glutamate. An exito-toxin that creates a short term...."Gimme mora that shit" coz I ain't had it for 30 minutes kinda hit.
Same as Aspartame - Diabetics shouldn't drink it because it creates an un-quenchable thirst vicious circle, especially with drinks. Eventually it leads to a toxicity state and the patient cannot expell the massive build up of methyll alcohol without dialysis. Eventually leading to kidney failure in those who are susceptible due to secondary factors - namely a consistent reliance on organ toxic medication etc etc.

Verlander wrote:
Fell in love.

oioioi wrote:
That's lovely Oi - But what about the Kebabs.... And does a 32 course Mezze really exist?

I wasn't necessarily referring to the wife.

Kebab's Turkish, souvlaki (kebabs) is Greek. It replaces chippy basically. It's your 'go to' feedery(fuck you spell check, it should be a word).

I've never heard of ordering meze by the number of courses so to that end it exists if you order 32 meze

A chicken cashew nuts & chips is more than enough for 2.

oioioi wrote: .....Yikes Scooby..[ reaches for the Gaviscon ]