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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:07 #1

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A missing woman on vacation in Iceland managed to unwittingly join a search party looking for herself.

Toronto Sun reports that a tourist group traveling by bus to the volcanic Eldgja canyon made a pit stop near the canyon park. The woman in question went inside to freshen up and change her clothes at the rest stop, and when she came back “her busmates didn’t recognize her.”

Word spread among the group of a missing passenger, and the woman didn’t recognize the description of herself. Next thing you know, a 50-person search party was canvassing the area, and the coast guard was mobilizing to deploy a search party of its own.

About 3am, some genius in the group finally figured out that the missing woman was actually in the search party, albeit in different clothes, and the search was called off.

No word on what kind of wardrobe was involved in this woman’s “freshening up.” But her sense of self-image must be way out of whack to join a search party until 3am without even suspecting for a minute that the woman in the description bore some resemblance to herself.
www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-ac...looking-for-herself/

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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:09 #2

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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:11 #3

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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:14 #4

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The things you leave behind, you find in front of you.
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:16 #5

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That'd be something I'd do.
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 21:21 #6

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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 22:43 #7

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Did she find herself man :killinme:
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 10 Mar 2014 23:02 #8

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I presume this is why the bus driver normally counts the amount of people getting on the bus rather than take a mental note of their attire.

I bet the woman felt a right twat when she realised it was her! :chuckle:
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 11 Mar 2014 00:19 #9

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Ahh... the wonders of make-up.
Guy: "Hey, I think we're missing someone, that ugly bitch sitting next to me.... she's disappeared" :aargh:
Ugly bitch comes back: "Wha? Ugly bitch? Not me!!! Let's look for that ugly bitch! ( :umm: hope she ain't got raped, but with looks like that I much doubt)"

CharBEFOREAFTER2


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Scenario numero2
Guy: "Hey' I think we're missing someone, that gorgeous lady sitting next to me... she's disappeared" :aargh:
Gorgeous Lady comes back: "Wha? We're missing someone? Let's look for her before she gets raped, with looks like that.... she ain't safe in the wilderness." :umm:
" went inside to freshen up and change her clothes"
Either remove the ton of make-up, or apply it.
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 11 Mar 2014 00:30 #10

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Can't be!!!! No way!

Hahaha,. you men..... ehhh :coffee:

en.rocketnews24.com/2013/09/13/japanese-...-men-gasp-in-horror/
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself 11 Mar 2014 00:55 #11

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