dawnbreak wrote:
I'd have credited you with better taste, y'hussy!

I AM ALL I AM wrote:
Well, ophh........ I.......hmm! As I born red head, who turned blonde in her early 30's for inexplicable reasons, but can easily go back with some henna shampoo, you wait and see! - I find myself...............um......

Yeah, I think Hewitt is the father, but let's not forget Harry's uncle.

Recessive genes and what not.


P.S. I don't like being called a genetic accident. Just sayin'.

Coco wrote:
G'day Coco.

From ginger to blonde eh. I will admit that mine used to be full on when I was younger and it's pretty much only the pubes that are truly ginger now (like you needed to know that right ). I blame the 4 years in the UK and the obvious lack of sunshine over there. I've still got a tinge of ginge on top of the head which comes out more in the sun. When my beard gets longer it shows more ginger than when it is short. Ahhhh, gone are the young days of rusty coloured hair.

Well, I'll probably get a for this ... what colour are your pubes ?

That's the true tell-tale after all.

Oh, and I reckon Hewitt is the dad ... and if I was Harry I'd be hoping he was too.

Actually, my hair's always been fair, but camping out in the sunshine brings some natural platinum & some gingerish streaks out in it.

The shade of gingerish that people call strawberry blonde is particularly beautiful I think. I have to say that one of my daughter's friends has been tortured at school for her ginger hair, and yet she's one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

Umm, red. My eyebrows are ash blonde like my dad's hair was.

That was a very nice thing to say, Gilly. Hairdressers and dermatologists alike agree my skin and hair should live in Ohio ( northern state where it snows A LOT). One doctor said my skin was meant to live in Norway.

Norway?!

That's not even in Ohio for pete's sake!

Gilly wrote:
G'day Gilly.

Who wouldn't want a bit of ginger in them ?

The name calling and teasing about hair colour was something that for me was like water off a ducks back. It obviously showed a complete lack of imagination by the individual doing it, which I admit to pointing out, in no uncertain terms.

Coco wrote:
G'day Ginger.

You have the right to call me ginger, ginger.

Gilly wrote:
Lol, you wouldn't, if you met him dawny Guffawing ninny of little intelligence (him, not you! ).

The thing is, upper class women don't have a great deal of "real men" to select from. T'was ever thus. The inbreds they'll be expected to marry want them to stay "of good character" - so their cavorting MUST be hidden because the punishments for being caught are truly high (think Fergie, the women of Ancient Rome who had a taste for gladiators, etc). Lady Chatterly lives on.

BUT the upper class men are encouraged to show their "prowess", using OUR women, and as many of them as they can use. Hence their liking for waitresses, models, girls who play pool.... What Boyos they are.

But when they come to marry... crack out the available selection of horse-faced debutantes with the right backgrounds, good breeding stock and no naughty stories about her (that have ever come to light).

Be thou one of us - the three percent of the earth's population? Naturally, I mean?

2% depending on where you read?

You'll understand that I must speak to THE COUNCIL about this. Please hold.

*elevator muzak*

*Your call is very important to us*

*We will take all calls in the order they are received*

*Did you know you could save money with our money saver program?*

*Por Favor el presso two for Spanish-o*

*Did you know that.......

Hello, THE COUNCIL, how can I help you.

Yeah, I'd like to speak to someone about admitting a new member.

Can you expand?

Whut??

Can you explain your claim?

Well, he says he's red in his beard and all and I figur....

A lot of people have red hair because they are a genetic accident, but that doesn't really mean anything. Thanks a bunch! We'll look into this at our next meeting!

**click**

G'day Coco.

Would you please post THE COUNCIL's phone number, i would like to speak to them in person ... the nerve. I'll give them a genetic accident.

Actually, time for a hair colour joke .....

What's the mating call of a blonde ?

"Oh, I think I'm drunk."

What's the mating call of a brunette ?

"Has the blonde left yet ?"

What's the mating call of a redhead ?

"NEXT !!!"

This was in todays paper...