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just funny.... 07 Jun 2013 21:55 #121

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Seeing as poor Pip is in hospital - and all poorly like - I'll use the opportunity to post his most acclaimed co-starring role from 2010. :)
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just funny.... 01 Jul 2013 22:37 #122

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Crossroads is a British television soap opera set in a fictional motel near Birmingham, England. Created by Hazel Adair and Peter Ling, the commercial ITV network originally broadcast the series between 1964 and 1988...

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just funny.... 01 Jul 2013 22:47 #123

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"Crossroads" - Miss Diane & Benny - '86 ...

Amy Turtle was a character in Crossroads, the British television soap opera, played by Ann George from 1965 to 1976 and again from 1987 to 1988...

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just funny.... 01 Jul 2013 22:57 #124

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Crossroads. David & Benny's Affair ...
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just funny.... 01 Jul 2013 23:10 #125

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Dimensions in Time is a charity special crossover between the British science fiction television series Doctor Who and the soap opera EastEnders that ran in two parts on 26 and 27 November 1993. It was filmed on the EastEnders Albert Square set and features several of the stars of that programme at the time. Produced for the Children in Need charity, following Doctor Who's hiatus in 1989 this special was the only dramatisation broadcast in celebration of the show's 30th anniversary...
The mural is a recreation of Man at the Crossroads, which was commissioned by Nelson Rockefeller for the Rockefeller Center. Rockefeller had the original destroyed when Rivera refused to remove a portrait of Lenin from the mural. In Man, Controller of the Universe, Diego Rivera presents a myriad of images, including those of Leon Trotsky and Lenin.

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just funny.... 03 Aug 2013 21:51 #126

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just funny.... 03 Aug 2013 22:07 #127

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BC will like that I reckon :D
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just funny.... 03 Aug 2013 22:37 #128

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BC will like that I reckon :D



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just funny.... 05 Aug 2013 21:05 #129

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I'm a Chopper convert. :)



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just funny.... 05 Aug 2013 21:09 #130

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I get the impression from him that that's exactly how he is in real life too :psketti:
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just funny.... 06 Aug 2013 11:52 #131

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psketti wrote:
I get the impression from him that that's exactly how he is in real life too :psketti:

His name is Heath Frankin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Franklin

But Chopper is a real person

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Read

I'm guessing that Chopper has a good sense of humour or has yet to get round to shiving Franklin. :)
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just funny.... 15 Aug 2013 03:34 #132

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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small 2-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery..

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night...

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just funny.... 15 Aug 2013 15:10 #133

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Why does every modern pub have to be a corporate-owned, pretentious, wank-hole? The décor screams quiet country pub, but outside all I see are shops, cars, adverts and an endless stream of consumers hell-bent on buying the shit out of the latest bit of frivolous, technological titillation. I was in one of those soulless, crap-shacks, a break from the wife and little one on their endless shopping spree, when I bumped into Ian ‘razors’ McMullen.

A decade ago we’d shared a cell in Craiginches. I’d been done on an assault charge and he’d got nicked for giving a Chelsea smile to a skinhead. By all accounts the Nazi bastard got what he deserved but sometimes justice comes at a price.

We were chatting about old friends, mostly dead now, when razors’ eyes went white and I watched as he slowly collapsed to the floor. Behind him was the man I only knew through reputation. It was Big Billy B, holding the remnants of a pint glass and a smile I can only describe as disturbed. I later found out the intention had been to shit Razors out, a message, so he would pay his debts. He was dead before he hit the floor but Big Billy B still loomed over him demanding his money...

Billy’s massive belly stretched his Armani shirt into shapes that would make any designer weep and as he approached me I let out a small laugh. His wiry eyebrows looked like a family of white-legged spiders growing on his brow. He wasn’t pleased, either at me or the now dead Razors, and as he took a step towards me and leaned in, his Santa-esque beard tickled my ear. I knew laughing wouldn’t help, but I wasn’t scared of this psychotic Saint Nick, I dealt with worse than him back in the day.



In a whisper that belied his size he said, ‘Son, you’ve just inherited his debt,’ and pointed to Razors..I instinctively told him to fuck off but recoiled, not at his words, but the smell of his breath; a kind of minty fresh, putrefied corpse...I saw his massive fist coming but didn’t have time to react...

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just funny.... 15 Aug 2013 19:55 #134

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Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time"...

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just funny.... 15 Aug 2013 20:05 #135

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:D I remember teaching my little brother & sister how to tell the time, after my dad had got all purple faced & exasperated trying to bellow a ridiculous explanation like that sketch.
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just funny.... 16 Sep 2013 20:07 #136

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Morgan Freeman, Dragon Born Big Sneeze...

In Ancient Greece, sneezes were believed to be prophetic signs from the gods. In 401 BC, for instance, the Athenian general Xenophon gave a speech exhorting his fellow soldiers to fight against the Persians. A soldier underscored his conclusion with a sneeze. Thinking that this sneeze was a favorable sign from the gods, the soldiers were impressed....

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just funny.... 16 Sep 2013 20:50 #137

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Pottery is the ceramic material which makes up potterywares,of which major types include earthenware, stoneware and porcelain. The place where such wares are made is also called a pottery (plural "pottseries").. Pottery also refers to the art or craft of the potter or the manufacture of pottery...

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just funny.... 23 Sep 2013 12:48 #138

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just funny.... 23 Sep 2013 13:18 #139

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