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just funny.... 23 Sep 2013 13:29 #141

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just funny.... 24 Sep 2013 10:14 #142

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just funny.... 24 Sep 2013 22:04 #143

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just funny.... 14 Oct 2013 04:00 #144

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Father Ted vs The E-Xorcist ...

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sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/History/92607-19...html?start=40#150961I now inform you that you are too far from reality + He's my man - He was great + Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there.. He was a classic - The most powerful force in the world is not a weapon or a nation but a truth: that we are spiritual beings, and that freedom is the soul's right to breathe + Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream - I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully...sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Recommended-Read...tml?start=100#140332
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just funny.... 15 Oct 2013 01:35 #145

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just funny.... 16 Oct 2013 03:47 #146

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The 2 younger sisters used "rappings" to convince their much older sister and others that they were communicating with spirits...

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just funny.... 16 Oct 2013 04:27 #147

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Beetlejuice in the Graveyard Mode ...

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just funny.... 16 Oct 2013 05:50 #148

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just funny.... 17 Oct 2013 17:01 #149

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I will never comprehend how this idiot managed to get any attention, far less be considered for USVP.
Nice to hear her bluntly called out.
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just funny.... 18 Oct 2013 04:04 #150

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Paul Calf "Live in Liverpool" - in HD! + He is an unemployed Mancunian wastrel with a particular hatred of students. His catchphrase is "Bag o' shite". Paul lives in a council house in the town of Ottle with his mother and his sister, Pauline Calf .. His father, Pete Calf died some time before the first video diary was made. For a long time he was Obsessed with getting back together with his X-girlfriend, Julie. Paul's best friend is "Fat" Bob, a car mechanic who Eventually married Pauline. Paul supports Manchester City and is very partial to Wagon Wheels. He wears Burton suits, sports a Bleached mullet and drives a Ford Cortina...

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just funny.... 18 Oct 2013 18:14 #151

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just funny.... 20 Oct 2013 13:50 #152

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Poor Ana Kasperian, the girl is broken.
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just funny.... 20 Oct 2013 20:41 #153

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Gr00ved + Spike Milligan - Pakistani Daleks + Externally, Daleks normally resemble human-sized pepper shakers You Know...

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just funny.... 20 Oct 2013 21:22 #154

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GitarStu + Chopper Read Parody - Airport Security + MilliMeter wave scanners use non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation similar to that used by wireless data transmitters - Backscatter X-ray machines uses ionizing Electro-Magnetic Radiation, similar to a Dental X-ray...

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just funny.... 20 Oct 2013 22:17 #155

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In Sickness And In Health - Series 1, Alf meets Winston's boyfriend ..A hazelnut is the nut of the hazel and is also Known as cobnut or filbert nut according to species...

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sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Big-Brother--Gov...tml?start=220#146760I love you, Mark. You're like my brother. + That was good, wasn't it- It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway - No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I love you, Gal.. You're lovable.. Big lovable bloke. Loveable lump.. Loveable lemmox.. Gal Dove, party boy. Big loaf..You are my sister.. And you mean more to me than ..I fucked Jackie.. Dirty cow..The Beast has no brother! Don't call me your sister! .. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you.. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard.. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean...sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Recommended-Read...html?start=60#135322
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just funny.... 20 Oct 2013 22:30 #156

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Clowns are Comic performers who employ slapstick or similar types of physical humour, often in a pantomime style...

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The most recognisable clowns are those that commonly wear outlandish costumes featuring distinctive makeup, colourful wigs, exaggerated footwear, and colourful clothing.. Their entertainment style is generally designed to entertain large audiences, especially at a distance...

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sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Recommended-Read...html?start=40#151113Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an Egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up - It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's fucking hot. Too hot...sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Recommended-Read...tml?start=140#132671
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just funny.... 21 Oct 2013 18:08 #157

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AlanGordonPartridge + kurtcobain.mpg

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just funny.... 22 Oct 2013 20:22 #158

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Amit Varma + Indian Call Centre -Scottish Accent.flv ..My sincere Con-dole-seances....

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The term séance is used in several ways, and can refer any of four different activities, each with its own social norms and conventions, its own favoured tools, and its own range of expected outcomes...

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just funny.... 25 Oct 2013 19:23 #159

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I'll post this here for now as Dawny has broken the random funny pics thread needs attention.

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