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just funny.... 23 May 2013 01:30 #101

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Come whine with me...

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On the menu is a week of shocks, schlocks and some heated discussions inspired by seriously spooky celebrity horror special with zombies, vampires, ghoststrials and tribulations...Sally All day long I've been seeing that guy's weird face, and hearing those fingernails..1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.3, 4, better lock your door...5, 6, grab your crucifix.7, 8, gonna stay up late.9, 10, never sleep again.......

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just funny.... 23 May 2013 01:39 #102

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5 foot 10, strongly built, about a 100 and 80 pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about 35 now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!

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just funny.... 23 May 2013 01:53 #103

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Early experiments suggested that tennis elbow was primarily caused by overexertion..It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.......



What's this mess supposed to be? Oh, you beast. You beast! “Energy flows where attention goes” Did she leave any records? .......

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just funny.... 23 May 2013 02:27 #104

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Lucy Honeychurch is touring Italy with her overbearing older cousin and chaperone, Charlotte Bartlett, and the novel opens with their complaints about the hotel, "The Pension Bertolini."

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just funny.... 23 May 2013 21:57 #105

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Those Pesky busters ... Be on the look out for a large female breast...

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just funny.... 24 May 2013 00:34 #106

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just funny.... 24 May 2013 00:56 #107

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Hannibal : He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner...

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just funny.... 28 May 2013 21:11 #108

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'Gorgeous', 'beautiful' and 'glowing' are just a few words to describe 27-year-old Akshita Attri.Get-rich-quick Attri stole a British woman's credit card details to make online purchases and book flight tickets, emptying the victim's account of Rs.10.85 lakh...In Delhi, she worked at various call centres, including American Express where she worked for four months. She was reportedly sacked for submitting forged documents at the time of hiring...Chuphal claimed to have 25 contacts in 9 call centres who would double their salaries by accepting bribes of £400 a month to steal the data. He could supply 5,000 British credit card numbers, 25,000 bank accounts and the personal profiles of 50,000 people a week, he said."Even 'soft' personal details like email addresses are massively valuable for criminals. You don't need someone's online banking password to set them up for multiple scams designed to steal money," explained Paul Vlissidis, technical director at security testers NGS Secure...


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just funny.... 28 May 2013 21:49 #109

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Gary Spivey's hair fucking rocks!

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just funny.... 28 May 2013 21:52 #110

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just funny.... 28 May 2013 22:11 #111

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There are only 2 ways to gain membership: Be the son of a Stonecutter (the society is men only) or save the life of a Stonecutter. The initiation rites mainly involved pranks and being spanked .. The final rite is an oath, the last line of which states that if the secret society is revealed...

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just funny.... 28 May 2013 23:00 #112

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hugorune wrote:
Gary Spivey's hair fucking rocks!

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Spivey is a city in Kingman County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 78...



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Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen ..

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just funny.... 28 May 2013 23:57 #113

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Oda Mae Demands Respect ..Molly...

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just funny.... 30 May 2013 03:57 #114

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'Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn' !

You must learn to conceal your special gift and harness it until the time of the gathering...

What gathering?

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just funny.... 30 May 2013 04:00 #115

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Kurgan: At last. The Gathering...

[Mini-blades pop open from Kurgan's sword before a knock is heard by his door]

Candy: Hi. I'm Candy.

Kurgan: Of course you are...

No really I am ! I am from KY - Kentucky Lexington I was born on July 9, 1989 /(23 years old) star sign Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) Tattoo on lower back, Aliases:Tiny Mandy, Mandy Main, LilCandy ... :norty:

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just funny.... 31 May 2013 21:34 #116

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just funny.... 31 May 2013 21:36 #117

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just funny.... 31 May 2013 22:13 #118

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If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride..



For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.......so there....

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just funny.... 01 Jun 2013 22:58 #119

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Konnie Huq can't stop looking at keith lemons semi erect penis! :gleek:

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Tina's Mom: Hm, some dream, judging from that!

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