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just funny.... 13 Nov 2013 22:44 #181

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Belter! :killinme:

Wonder if they got the holiday?
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just funny.... 14 Nov 2013 19:34 #182

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My daughter would do this to her brother in a heartbeat.
I blame the parents.
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just funny.... 15 Nov 2013 23:44 #183

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feather wrote:


:pmsl:

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Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .

The DJs play a game called 'Mate Match'. The DJ calls someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone.
If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone number) for verification.

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet .

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'..?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian..! Is she at work..?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last..?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow..! You really want that trip, huh..? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning..?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at..?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.

You listen to this.'

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'

(Touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
Give any..answers away or you'll lose.Sooooooo... Do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest..'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'

DJ: 'What time?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah..?'

Sarah: 'Well...'

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it..?

Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.

Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.


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Both of those are brilliant! :psketti:
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just funny.... 17 Nov 2013 19:00 #184

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Kills me every time I watch it. :rofl:
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just funny.... 21 Nov 2013 16:08 #185

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just funny.... 02 Dec 2013 03:49 #186

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just funny.... 02 Dec 2013 10:13 #187

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Space Bandit wrote:
oioioi wrote:
Belter! :killinme:

Wonder if they got the holiday?
:D

And she was worried about what her husband said!!!! :O
:killinme:
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just funny.... 04 Dec 2013 18:52 #188

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1 minute and 10 seconds of genius. :D

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just funny.... 04 Dec 2013 18:54 #189

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"love it better"
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just funny.... 04 Dec 2013 21:54 #190

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Fuck Monarchies

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just funny.... 16 Dec 2013 12:24 #191

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I thought this was hilarious. 2 idiots thinking they're both entitled to bits of the road then it comes to handbags.
I won't tell you how it ends but that's the funniest bit!
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just funny.... 16 Dec 2013 15:24 #192

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The recently passed Peter O'Toole.
Wonderful actor and damn nice, honest human being.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25365416
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just funny.... 16 Dec 2013 17:20 #193

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Scroll to 3:20.
How many news shows would leave that in, never mind rip the presenter up for fun? :D :D
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just funny.... 16 Dec 2013 19:00 #194

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just funny.... 08 Jan 2014 22:50 #195

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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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just funny.... 08 Jan 2014 23:57 #196

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mild_peril wrote:

Annoying little shit! :rl: ...the machine that is..not you mp :emb:
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Last Edit: 09 Jan 2014 00:00 by angelchemuel.
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just funny.... 09 Jan 2014 00:17 #197

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just funny.... 12 Jan 2014 21:59 #198

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just funny.... 12 Jan 2014 23:02 #199

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