jhado wrote:
LMFAO!!!

I had one in Dent,Cumbria who stopped her car and drawled 'Is this the way to the M6?' , she happened to be heading towards Dent railway station and towards Ingleton so I told her to turn round and head back towards Kendal and the she said 'You mean that road with 3 lanes on it we went over 20 miles back?' I said aye thats the M6...'But that can't be right, only 3 lanes aint no motorway, carry on driving hun' she said to her hubby and off they disappeared into the dales...sigh fuggin idiots lol

I met one once while I was driving a bus round hawkshead and the prick said 'surely this is one way?' LMFAO!!!
I swear they think anything less than 40ft wide is a bloody footpath

where did all the benjamin franklins go?
i just cant accept that things will never meet my expectations. its a slippery slope without a rope.

batou wrote:
'Slavery! Fuck yeah! Starbucks! Fuck yeah!'

GENIUS.

Abs lets celebrate my 3500th post of awesomeness.
some of you people may notice i only have a little over 3000 thank yous
and some more of you may notice i dont give them out
yet others will say, why is he writing a tribute to himself
the answer to these questions, and more is 'cos i can'
i deserve this.
and let me say, i deserve many more thank yous. i'd like to raise my score, so i can win the internet.
giving out thank yous i wont do it. you know why?
its not cos i dont like you guys, but if i start doing it, i have to do it for every fucking person, and that means RELOADING the page.
my time is precious. probably more so than other peoples. at least to myself it is.
so abs here's my gift to you. *kiss*
thank you america. goodnight.

Ha! Just back from the local shop, went to get some
haggis-favoured rizla.

Instead of a wee old tartan-clad wifie , it was run by
a lovely American lady who thinks icke is a cunt.

So that was nice

jhado wrote:
Most people do, you know. It's not just us...

the knobmobile mk 57 is officially road worthy.
another car that was destined for the garage in the sky is saved.

Leaving Scotland today, which is a pity. wonderful country
and wonderful people.
So I'll be in the NW of England this
evening, where to go I wonder. The Lakes? The coast?
I really don't know, any ideas anyone? except Blackpool.

Lakes, around Ambleside...Mmmmmmm

Very true Dub, the colours will be wonderful
around there now

jhado wrote: You didn't come down through the Trossachs then? Love the Trossachs in the Autumn.

Jane

Yeah, I was in the Trossachs, lovely around there

Having just watched Brief Encounter for the gazillionth time, I have decided I was most certainly born in the wrong decade.

My Sarah's gone to uni now. Won't be back till Christmas.

To being rid of the awkward, demanding know-it-all who tries to shoulder-charge the door at 3am because she can't fathom how to use keys.

To being without the sweet-natured little ray of golden sunshine.

(She's both of 'em, obviously).

Our Alex made out he was glad she was going, but I caught him having a little sniffle about it earlier. Bless.

hey. extra bedroom. now you can build an isolation tank and grow shrooms and weed and have a weird sex hammock.

batou wrote:
Hey, you read my mind, Bats!

I was wondering what design of weird sex hammock to go for, actually.

Apparently, featuring removable dong with suction cup base is harness compatible.??

Does it fart & snore? If not, it's worth considering.