Feather's colour blind doncha know!

Pah
You say tomato and I say potato
There's only a couple of washes difference.

It can't possibly be December tomorrow. It's only a few weeks since last December.

Gilly wrote:
Trees just gone up in our pad!

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Gilly wrote:
It's true. This is the month of my birth.

Thank you. Thank you.

oioioi wrote:
Pagan Anarchist Hippy

jhado wrote:
Someone has to teach my kids you can't trust anyone, not even your parents

Thinking I wish I hadn't gone to the pub last night,,,

I was talking to a lad from uni the other day & he told me that for a bet he had eaten a piss stone out of a toilet in a club.
not only are they absolutely drenched in hundreds of people's piss, they've got bleach & shit in them
Fuck that!

OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooF!

RBS system is down - don't know if it's just in a limited area - therefore they're unable to authorise debit card transactions, or access any information at all for account holders.

Gilly wrote: Thanks for that heads up.
I was planning on going down to the 24hr Tescobeast in a bit to get a shop in, with minimal contact with the consumer hordes.
No-way I'm gambling that just now if there's a risk of my card getting bounced. fuckdat.

I got swindled into purchasing a personalised christmas card for my 11 year old son's girly friend! And my card got knocked back for £3-odd!!!

I just called the telephone banking to check if it's back up yet - which it isn't. Bastard's better get it right for tomorrow morning when I need diesel to , and cigarettes. I don't want to have to go out with a stocking over my head & a sawn-off.

Gilly wrote:
Don't worry about it Gilly....we'll all be doing that soon enough!

Yes, but we normally do it for fun - not because we can't get at our cash.

angelchemuel wrote:
I have a 'Bats' mask.

It's all a bit heavy at the moment. Bastard banks, bastard politicians and more bastard banks.

So, to lighten the mood I shall formally announce that I have gone and got myself a girlfriend. Straight up, no duress or anything like that. All above board and consensual.
Have been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and on Saturday I gave in to her charms and allowed her to take advantage of me physically. Fair to say that she's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.

The crimbo timing sucks a bit.

Never fear, the dinner and a show condition was met.

I fail to see the silver lining here...