You could dab a drop of vanilla essence behind your ears.

But having said that, you bleeping spoil sports ruin everything with your damned logic.

Stop making excuses, and buy someone some sensual perfume! And it'd just better not be in a fertiliser tub!

feather wrote:

Gilly wrote:
The stink water I bought wasn't for the current Lady Rune. It was for my wee sister.

Not sure what, if anything, the current Lady Rune will be getting.

hugorune wrote:
What do you give the lady who has everything?

Bitch.

No work for 3 weeks


Hopefully i'll get at least a couple of days chillin out. Time off work tends to mean time doing 'them' jobs innit

knobmeup wrote: Ask yourself this mate.
Was it a recliner, pair of slippers and a bottle of Glayva that appeared under your non-existent Xmas tree or a multi-tool?
Figure from there.

I'm totally skint.... I've got about 75p. My mate owes me £50 & he's been swerving me so I thought I'd go for a long walk with the dogs today to his burger van which is 4 or 5 miles away to demand the cash..... got there at 1.15pm & he wasn't even fucking there! So a 2.5 hour walk for the dogs & knackered legs for me!

We're supposed to be getting this car anytime..... could've been tomorrow, but the mrs's mum has just paid the money in by cheque now it won't clear till xmas eve at the earliest.
ffs!

Note to self: don't complain about the amount of money that you've got.

Did you have enough for some chips once you got there? You could used your dog to threaten to rob the place. Assuming it's a scary dog.

wake_up_bomb wrote:
Nah, chips are at least over a quid these days!
The burger van was all locked up, & there would be little point in robbing it unless I wanted a fryer or a fridge or something!
there was possibly food inside, but i know he just does meat stuff.... would please the mutts though I suppose.
The dogs aint scary... unless you're Asian, then they seem to be the most frightening things in the world.

wake_up_bomb wrote:
75p for chips? Are you a 'royal' or summat?

Ab Origine wrote: It's possibly feasible that you could get a cone of chips for 75p.

Rest assured, I am well acquainted with the chip shop.

Fuck me SB, you never told me that pair were racists
I'd have suggested we went to The Cod End for them to swap banter with the owner if you had

What breed are your dogs, SB?

A work mate brought her 15 week old bedlington in for a visit today, and it had about 30 women circling it, "Awwwhhing", and fondling it.
They can be a bit nervy, but that one was fine with it. It just calmly allowed everyone to fuss it, whereas it reached out and put both front paws on my hand and licked me a lot, which made me feel very privileged and special. It made my day.

Ab Origine wrote:
Tupperware, I think. Maybe some tampons as well.

Flipping heck, have you been getting gift ideas from my husband, Lord Rune?

I think the difference between me and Mr Gilly is that I'm being facetious.

I dread to think of how many gifts with plugs he's bought for you.

I wouldn't care if he'd spell my name right in a fookin' card!

Look, this is what that pup looked like.



But it had a more cheerful expression, and it's called Scruffy.

It's nice to get licked.

It was a kindred spirit, Abs.