God almighty - now I can't help thinking about Abs thinking about Jhado thinking about sex.

Challenge to all with nothing better to do:

Bring yourself to orgasm just by thinking raunchy thoughts. No touching of any kind allowed.

I can do it, so I'm probably better than you.

;

thinking of gilly thinking of abs thinking of jhado
this is like a sexy human centipede

"Bring" myself?

My dear woman...I live my life in a perpetual state of orgasm.

What's more, I'm now thinking about you, thinking about me, thinking about Jhado, thinking about sex.

batou wrote:


Now bats is thinking about us, too. This thread be sexy.

Ab Origine wrote:
I'm still thinking about sex.

fuckwit posters across all forums of the entire infintisemal/existential realm of cyberspace

smite em, fuckers

rant over.

This is a first... I'm being outsmarted by a piece of technology...

I'm about to have another shower.

There's not much posting considering the number of people logged in at the minute.

Is everybody in pensive mood, are you all in Chat, or what?

Gilly wrote:
I'm painting.

Gilly wrote:
I've just checked Gilly, and they're not in there. Maybe they're all watching the limp bits highlights?

Or maybe, they've formed a secret group and not invited us?

Bastards.

Then you have my deepest sympathy Abs.

*Edit* Yes, I was going to suggest the option of goggle-box oggling as a possible explanation. But it does seem more likely they've formed a secret group, which we're excluded from. The devious f*%$£+*rs!

*Edit again* It's small wonder your handiwork looks like scrotum if you're typing & painting simultaneously.

I'm bored... someone, entertain me... that is if I don't fall asleep first and wake up with a keyboard imprints on my face first

*giggles* nevermind, the 4, 5...whatever glasses it takes to finish a bottle and a half of wine is kicking in, I'll take the entertainment ship from here.

I do believe the entire forum has moved and left you, Abs, and Gilly behind with me It's not a secret club or nothing, they just up moved and didn't tell no one... they're having a party.

The Secret Of Monkey Island Special Edition.

And McVities Digestives.

Banning Some Cunt

Some cunt in particular, or just any old cunt at random?

@ above , try me

Black Cloud wrote:
Who's that soft looking bitch in your avatar?

hugorune wrote:
Oh! You're in for it now Hugo!