batou wrote:
Or a pin head?

Hmmm...well your mathematical prowess should pull some women for you.

I won't hear a bad word against women......this week.
The other day, when presenting me with a plate of 'village sausages' and a beer for my tea, my 'woman' apologised for not having made more of an effort. Apart from being naked I don't know what more she could have done. Bless their little over complicated socks.

Psst! Stars - do you think that ^ is a genuine masculine attempt at affection, or was it supposed to sound really patronising?

Very nice, Oioi. Well done.

gilly... oi's attempt at sounding like he-man fell flat... his "woman" should have bitched slapped him, drank the beer, and dropped the food on the ground instead of apologizing to him

StarsChildren wrote:
I put woman in parenthesis because she's more a lady

still, you should have had the whips taken to you... if you speak of yonder lass as such, as if she is a slave and she feels she needs to b doing apologizing to you for not doing more, me says she needs to string you up from the rafters and use you as a pinata

StarsChildren wrote:
Kinell, full moon due? I was bigging her up. The last thing anyone needs to do when giving me a plate of sausage and a beer is apologise for it!

Bring out the whips anyway, by all means.

lol...yes i am sure you'd love some whips, chains, handcuffs... where shall i address them to?

next time, instead of leaving it open to me assuming you need a beating, say "she was so nice, i love her so much, she did this and didn't have to" it comes across more loving

StarsChildren wrote:
13 years in, gotta keep her on her toes.



I'm of the Stan n Hilda, Jack n Vera school of affection.

"Don't treat me like a God, treat me like a dog, I'll come home to you..."

oioioi wrote:
Beats the Terry n June school...

diamondgeezer wrote:
Same school innit?

oioioi wrote:
Same school, different class.

diamondgeezer wrote:

StarsChildren wrote:
Hahhaa, screw that!

That fucker would be tied to a lampost if it showed face

Dome myself a wrongun.

Bought some sugar free mints with Xylitol and stevia.

I knew Xylitol can have a laxative effect, but paid no heed, as the mints are mint, cinamon, cardamom, fennel and vanilla flavour and taste yummy. I now have the worst, most excruciating wind and my stomach has swollen up so much, that I look heavily pregnant. I'm also doing massive farts now - really, really loud ones. Got parents evening tonight...shit.

Better out than in!

Wind pains are horrible, I hope they go soon Lesley. Just let it all out

I do hope you can restrict it to just wind while at the parent's evening. I thought wind was supposed to ease bad stomachs.

Wolf, the wind is so bad I keep thinking I'm about to blast off when I fart! They're proper rip-roarers!

So do I Gilly.

There's also a talk about them taking their options. I am going to try and sit near the back, by the door.