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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:02 #21

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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:03 #22

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One of my earliest stupid acts was getting a large bath salt thingy stuck up my nose.

I could taste it for weeks. Don't do it guys :nono:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:07 #23

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hugorune wrote:
As a lad I was a tad confused about left-wing Guerrillas killing people in Africa. Who the hell gave gorillas guns and how the hell do they know they play down the wing. :conf:

It took a while for the penny to drop. :emb:

I thought that at the time too :emb:

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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:11 #24

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tumbleweed wrote:
hugorune wrote:
As a lad I was a tad confused about left-wing Guerrillas killing people in Africa. Who the hell gave gorillas guns and how the hell do they know they play down the wing. :conf:

It took a while for the penny to drop. :emb:

I thought that at the time too :emb:

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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:14 #25

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Evie wrote:
One of my earliest stupid acts was getting a large bath salt thingy stuck up my nose.

I could taste it for weeks. Don't do it guys :nono:

You say it was your nose :coffee:
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:16 #26

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mild_peril wrote:
Evie wrote:
One of my earliest stupid acts was getting a large bath salt thingy stuck up my nose.

I could taste it for weeks. Don't do it guys :nono:

You say it was your nose :coffee:

Yes! I promise :angel:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:17 #27

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Evie wrote:
mild_peril wrote:
Evie wrote:
One of my earliest stupid acts was getting a large bath salt thingy stuck up my nose.

I could taste it for weeks. Don't do it guys :nono:

You say it was your nose :coffee:

Yes! I promise :angel:

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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:25 #28

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As in tasting it in the back of my throat after getting it stuck up my nose mp :emb:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:29 #29

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As in tasting it in the back of my throat after getting it stuck up my nose mp :emb:

Yes, yes.. That :killinme:
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:32 #30

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You've not admitted to any stupidity yet MP, yet I'm sure you must have many tales to share. :D
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:38 #31

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Gilly wrote:
You've not admitted to any stupidity yet MP, yet I'm sure you must have many tales to share. :D


Yes. Please share :)
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:39 #32

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Gilly wrote:
You've not admitted to any stupidity yet MP, yet I'm sure you must have many tales to share. :D

Too fucking many. :couch:
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:43 #33

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This is bad... not realising that Chewbacca was actually played by an actor in a furry suit - took a few years before I cottoned on. In my defence I'd seen chimps moving pianos/making cups of tea and David Attenborough cuddling gorillas on TV so thought anything was possible. :facepalm:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 22:45 #34

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for my birthday a few years ago i was given a huge cardboard box - on opening it was full off popcorn - not wanting to look ungrateful i shoved a handful in my mouth - the popcorn was actually being used as packaging for a load of lush bath bombs - that taste is worse than the smell for lingering - not even a few shots of jack diminished it!! everyone else knew the box contained bath bombs :aargh:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:23 #35

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mild_peril wrote:
Gilly wrote:
You've not admitted to any stupidity yet MP, yet I'm sure you must have many tales to share. :D

Too fucking many. :couch:

Well it's about time you got started then, innit! :hahano:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:31 #36

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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:38 #37

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When I was young single and dumber, I was at the obligatory party in a pub skittle alley. When everyone got kicked out there was a huge throng of people in the car park. With lots of young ladies that had caught my eye over the evening, standing around, chatting.
I decide to make a bit of an exit on me GS125 teenorbike. Threw me leg over, clicked me helmet strap with gusto, fired the motor and went to pull away doing a 'broadie'. Got about 3 feet before I was thrown off to land in a crumpled heap with the bike in a hedge.



Had forgotten to take the steering lock off :emb:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:39 #38

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That's the best one so far imo, Dubs. :rofl:
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:43 #39

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mild_peril wrote:
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Just one little one? :)
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Moments of stupidity 30 Jan 2014 23:47 #40

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here goes just to add to the weird and wonderful memories....i once went swinging on a rope to jump off on the other side of the river as a kid, i let go to early and plunged into a drainage stream and landed on a bottle slashing my leg, and was covered in black stuff that stunk like S***...i still have the scar..... :attn: ....though it was many years ago when i was a eager inquisitive scout, you know... young dumb and full of ..... :gmc:
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